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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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If they ever introduce a new human character into Mario he should be like a gollywog or outrageous stereotype mexican.
Also Charles Martinet is the most 100% homosexual man in the world. |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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100%, huh? how exactly did you arrive at that number? _________________
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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yes I demand to see the equations used in this calculation _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Well, he's exactly half as gay as Elton John, who is 200% homosexual. |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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my calculator only gets 163% _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:33 am Post subject: |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:36 am Post subject: |
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please note the guy with the girl piggybacking is sending magnetic cheat waves to elton
also everyones hard nipples
also piggy back girl with wild hair has a SNAKE |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 6563 Location: bohan
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:28 am Post subject: |
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i've played that machine, and it's pretty neat. _________________
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:40 am Post subject: |
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i <3 nipples.
Does this whole thing have anything to do w/ the Who's Tommy? _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Lackey .
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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They missed a great opportunity to make him playing the pinball machine he's depicted, like those old Borax boxes, though the design is a bit overcomplicated.
I want to be at an a event where a "buzz them buzzers, champ!" sign is appropriate. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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Ketch .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | If they ever introduce a new human character into Mario he should be ....
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Mental pinball art btw.
So, has anyone noticed that in the Godfather they call someone a goombah.. so it is actually an offensive racial slur.
See
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goomba |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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I'm just impressed that Elton John is managing to play that pinball table while it's on fire, and he's not even looking at it. |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | I'm just impressed that Elton John is managing to play that pinball table while it's on fire, and he's not even looking at it. |
Well it looks like this is tied in with the Who's Tommy, and that dude was deaf and blind and played by feel, or...errr... something.
This is all very confusing. Apparently the pinball game may have really understated the giant shoes-- a moment of subtlety and tact. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Which is refreshing coming from a Pinball Table called 'Captain Fantastic and The Brown Dirt Cowboy'. |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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It gets weirder, like how a ball seems to be being launched by the fire straight up and out of the playfield.
Apparently the full name is Capt. Fantastic and The Brown Dirt Cowboy (I guess you can see by looking at the first photo really closely)
Which is the name of a different and unrelated Elton John album with it's own flaming imagery.
Another page writes
Quote: | The artist hid many sexual scenes in the backglass causing the manufacturer to change it during production (by adding silver stars over the objectionable areas). |
Plus I guess this is the "censored" version, with stars...
Phew, much better! _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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Whoa, Elton John's done 30 albums
I guess Elton John's is an area of music I've always been too snobbish to check out, since he's regarded as being pretty naff in the UK. I'm going to go and listen to Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy! |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | Whoa, Elton John's done 30 albums |
He's not a patch on Wesley WIllis man. _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 892 Location: YAY AREA
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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or the mountain goats
or muslimgauze
or merzbow
quick someone make a bands that have done over 50 albums thread
what are those stars censoring? its perfectly clear in both pictures that the dude is getting a handjob |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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also the picture looks lke it says "the and brown dirt cowboy"
man i should post more pinball pictures you guys say interesting things about them |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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daphaknee those stars are obviously representative of the man trying to keep a brother down by being an enemy of freedom. _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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daphaknee wrote: | or the mountain goats
or muslimgauze
or merzbow |
Right, or Prince or Frank Zappa. I just didn't expect it of Elton John for some reason. You live and learn!
daphaknee wrote: | what are those stars censoring? its perfectly clear in both pictures that the dude is getting a handjob |
I think the stars are meant to be Tintin-style pain stars, so it's like she's hurting him somehow. |
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parkbench .
Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 145
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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grab, twist, pull? somehow i think from a distance you wouldn't even notice. |
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Dracko .
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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It's odd to me that such a blatant stereotype still made it big. But I guess it's okay because it's Italians or something.
We need a pinball thread. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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those stars are obviously coming from the magic which is elton johns feet, they have nothing to do with the handjob
make a pinball thread, i will contribute pictures from every time i go to the pinball museum |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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goomba is old school yo.
also who cares they're italians. _________________
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seryogin JRPG Kommissar
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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dhex Breeder
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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ethnic hatred. _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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It's neat how it now looks as though I chose to start a thread called 'Captain Fantastic' with two decidedly left-field opening statements that don't seem to have a whole lot to do with anything. |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:13 am Post subject: |
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that's what you get. _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:34 am Post subject: |
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what a fantastic thread |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:58 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out! |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:28 am Post subject: |
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ill post some more pictures of the pinball museum and when i go there NEXT WEEK i willl take more pictures
you guys tell me about the machines
fireball
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:12 am Post subject: |
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GOD DAMN IT IT'S TOO MUCH AT ONCE
WE CAN ONLY BE FUNNY BY CONCENTRATION OUR PURE SNARK ON ONE THING AT A TIME.
I WILL START WITH EVEL KINEVAL
I would have much rather seen him in traction. Wasn't he like the most broken-boned man ever?
Props for the gal in the Daisy-Dukes though. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: |
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what wait why is everyone typing like me? anyway
yeah i remember the crotch riding lower than the legs woo man
also, the bootles |
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Lackey .
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:35 am Post subject: |
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I really like the Count Down back image. I had seen it somewhere else before.
Harem Cat is an excellent example of awesome 70s gaud. Pinball imagery got so boring after the 70s. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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I like Count Down too. Spaceman Wang is like, 'getting my space girlfriend to strip down to her bathing suit and go outside the craft to wash my windows was the best idea I ever had! Hi honey!!' and she's clearly dead. |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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black knight was like the first two-leveled one they had
man oh man i really hope they have ORBITAL when i go back you'll see |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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Lackey wrote: | Pinball imagery got so boring after the 70s. |
That's because they stopped putting fetching birds on them. _________________
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Swimmy .
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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I already posted this elsewhere, but:
Look at her arm. _________________
"Ayn Rand fans are the old school version of Xenogears fanboys."
-seryogin |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: |
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They're kind of little! |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | They're kind of little! |
Thalidomide kids can hustle too, you know. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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dhex Breeder
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: |
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the cowboy for it's impolite to stare, much less gasp, at the afflictions of others. _________________
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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The bartender is even more befuddled than the cowboy. _________________
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 am Post subject: |
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kirkjerk wrote: | I WILL START WITH EVEL KINEVAL
I would have much rather seen him in traction. Wasn't he like the most broken-boned man ever?
Props for the gal in the Daisy-Dukes though. |
and now he's DEAD.
WHAT HATH I WROUGHT???? _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:46 am Post subject: |
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you totally killed him, how could you |
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aderack .
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:20 am Post subject: |
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You're suck a jerk, kirkjerk. _________________
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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WHAT SNAKE RIVER CANYON COULDN'T -- KIRKJERK DID
What can I say, I fight evil wherever I go.
(I enabled iPhone capslock especially for this post!) _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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i took more pictures last time iw ent to the pinball museum
omg this game is so fucking great like you have an 80 minute game and every time the ball falls down between your flippers instead of running out of ballst he other team gets a goal
and you have to kick it at hte goalie too and man the animation and everything
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PINBALL GAME OF THE VISIT becuase orbital and fireball werent there and god
depressing
they havent been there the last two times ive been and that just breaks my heart
okay enough talk
their heads all lit up randomly
gorgar the rapist
favorite pinball art
trex is getting his ass HANDED TO HIM EYAH YEAH GO TRICERATOPS
i like to play poker on tops of cliffs in space too
second favorite pinball table art
widest pinball table ever
oh holy shit i didnt even notice pinball tables bhave art on the SIDES too now im going to ahve to go look at the sides of tables
this is some aeon flux shit
THIS GAME IS FUCKING HOLY COW SHIT FUCK YES YES YE S you shoot torpedoes at boats that are speeding by and when you sink them the screen lights up but its not on the monitor like in teh graphics its some thing that lights up outside of the screen its SO COOL i got the high score i am the torpedo master
third favorite
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Daph that's the same as what you wrote on your blog, this is like when I saw Carrot Top do all the same jokes on two completely separate shows
I.E. HEARTBREAK |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:29 am Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | Daph that's the same as what you wrote on your blog, this is like when I saw Carrot Top do all the same jokes on two completely separate shows
I.E. HEARTBREAK |
Oh be nice
if I had a dollar for every time I posted about the same thing on different sites to reach a different group of people I'd have, like $73.
PS
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