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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:04 am Post subject: stabbin' folks (split from non-stabbing thread) |
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I've stabbed someone, too! I've also been stabbed myself. Unfortunately, when I was stabbed the blade was much bigger. Live every day like it's your last, because it was almost mine!
*goes back to playing videogames while listening to the late night movie* _________________
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Karoshi .
Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 43 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:52 am Post subject: |
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I stabbed three Sigma Jock pledges my freshman year of college! A group were ordered to jump me and two friends while walking past a Greek row block party. I was the one being branded a sociopath and psycho when the cops came! Hooray for hypocracy!
Oh, my lady friend and I are trying to learn ourselves some Twinkle Star Sprites (SS) at the moment. |
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Dracko .
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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A teacher friend of mine got stabbed during her class. The amazing thing was, she just kept on teaching until the end of the hour before going to the infirmary. The stabber in question really didn't seem to know what he was doing, as after the act, he was just taken aback and had no idea how to react, leaving the knife in. Teaching is a thankless job. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:10 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | I stabbed three Sigma Jock pledges my freshman year of college! |
it's all fun and games until someone fights back. did you get charged or did the cops sort things out without all that messy paperwork?
i guess bully is the closest anyone has come to making a frat game? there are some gta-esque possibilities there. you could recruit nerds to make drugs and jocks to help you steal beer from the local distributor. _________________
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Lackey .
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Dracko wrote: | A teacher friend of mine got stabbed during her class. The amazing thing was, she just kept on teaching until the end of the hour before going to the infirmary. The stabber in question really didn't seem to know what he was doing, as after the act, he was just taken aback and had no idea how to react, leaving the knife in. Teaching is a thankless job. |
That boggles. I'm imagining her standing there teaching, knife still stuck in the wound. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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OtakupunkX .
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:29 am Post subject: |
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I can't believe we have a "stabbin' folks" thread. I also can't believe I'm taking part in it.
In 7th grade this kid accidently pricked me with something and I bled so he said I could stab him with a pencil in the hand, which I did in a way that I don't think he was expecting me to do. I regret to say that that's not the worst mistake that both of us ever made, but I can't go into that here for legal purposes. _________________
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Karoshi .
Joined: 16 Mar 2005 Posts: 43 Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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dhex wrote: | Quote: | I stabbed three Sigma Jock pledges my freshman year of college! |
it's all fun and games until someone fights back. did you get charged or did the cops sort things out without all that messy paperwork?
i guess bully is the closest anyone has come to making a frat game? there are some gta-esque possibilities there. you could recruit nerds to make drugs and jocks to help you steal beer from the local distributor. |
I got charged. I was a minor at the time and among other things, did some community service, which consisted of cleaning off a sluice floor at a local Tyson processing plant.
I had another altercation with one of the same pledges at the end of that semester (he lived next door to me in my dorm). After that there was a restraining order and Jason was not allowed to live on campus any longer. I felt it was not much of a punishment, as he moved onto the 'Row immediately afterwards. The second time was with a brick, which I used as a doorstop, and his nads. Ironically it was painted black and yellow with the words "Do Not Taunt" in Wite-Out. A reference to SNL's "Happy Fun Ball" commercial. |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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jesus christ, what the fuck was his problem with you? you'd think a strict "do not fuck with" policy would have been enacted to avoid further slicing and dicing. maybe all that faux masonic homoerotic sadism messed up his brain.
and they rented you out to a private company as community service? that's seriously lame.
i've only been cut once (i was EXTREMELY STUPID and went to grab the pen knife; thankfully it wasn't very sharp, and neither was he) but i did once have people attempt to run me down with their car. that kind of sucked, even if i did have the last laugh. (this is in addition to the usual: baseball bat, chair, bike lock chain, frying pan, etc) _________________
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wourme .
Joined: 01 Jul 2005 Posts: 362 Location: Maridia
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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I was stabbed with a colored pencil many years ago, and I still have a colored spot from it under my skin. |
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Dracko .
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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I'm always curious and mildly fascinated to know how people react when a knife is pulled on them, or around them. I have a truly primal fear of stabbing over all other ways to check out. It's just primitively intrusive. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 996 Location: Super Magic Drive
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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I used to stab the girls with my meat knife which I usually keep sheathed in my pants. _________________
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OtakupunkX .
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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OOOOOOHHHHHHH....
I wish I could stab the womenfolk with my meat knife. _________________
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Lackey .
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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Dracko wrote: | I'm always curious and mildly fascinated to know how people react when a knife is pulled on them, or around them. I have a truly primal fear of stabbing over all other ways to check out. It's just primitively intrusive. |
I have a terrible fear of blades and cutting. I would probably not react well at all. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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wourme .
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Lackey wrote: | I have a terrible fear of blades and cutting. I would probably not react well at all. |
Whenever I open a can, I'm semi-consciously nervous that the lid is going to cut my eye. |
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OtakupunkX .
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 730
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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One time I cut my hand open on a pizza slicer at work while I was washing dishes and didn't realize it because I have a really high pain tolerance. I got to wear rubber gloves the rest of the night. It was exciting. Not really. _________________
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 996 Location: Super Magic Drive
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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What colour gloves? _________________
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internisus .
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 354
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Lackey wrote: | Dracko wrote: | I'm always curious and mildly fascinated to know how people react when a knife is pulled on them, or around them. I have a truly primal fear of stabbing over all other ways to check out. It's just primitively intrusive. |
I have a terrible fear of blades and cutting. I would probably not react well at all. |
Wait; are you guys more fundamentally frightened of blades than of guns? |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:06 am Post subject: |
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actually, i'm totally flipped out by deli meat slicers, and not just cause people eat baloney and olive loaf. _________________
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:26 am Post subject: |
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I used to have a recurring dream when I was twelve that I would stick my hand into one of those. It later got replaced by a dream where I stick my arm into a blender then even later that one turned into me sticking ym ehad into a tree shredder. _________________
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internisus .
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 354
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:43 am Post subject: |
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That's one of the most messed-up posts I have read. I feel very bad for you.
I used to love olive loaf.
I also had a job during high school in a Super Stop & Shop deli, working the meat slicer. It wasn't that bad; I enjoyed the rhythm.
The reason why I asked the question about knife v. gun fear is that the sense I get from those who feel terrified if a knife exists in a room is the way I feel about guns. I even imagine at times while I am in a moving vehicle that some skirmish outside of the vehicle will result in my being shot in the head. |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 6563 Location: bohan
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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i carry a knife. it's totally for defensive purposes, though, so it gets more use opening boxes than stabbin' folks. i trust it more than i think i would trust a handgun. _________________
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Lackey .
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:53 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | Wait; are you guys more fundamentally frightened of blades than of guns? |
I am, yeah. The cutting is something more primal, and in a way far more imaginable, than getting shot. Guns aren't common around here anyway though, I don't think I've ever even seen a gun that wasn't on a cop, in a holster.
Quote: | i carry a knife. it's totally for defensive purposes, though, so it gets more use opening boxes than stabbin' folks. i trust it more than i think i would trust a handgun. |
Do you know how to use it? I mean that would be my main fear, that I'd be overpowered and just have given my adversary a blade. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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OtakupunkX .
Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 730
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Winged Assassins (1984) wrote: | What colour gloves? |
Clear plastic ones.
Also, not a stabbin' story, but one time I almost got my hand stuck in the dough roller at work. _________________
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Lackey .
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: |
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fun nyc fact: you can't posess a knife that's longer than 4" (blade) in the city. you also can't have a "gravity knife" or anything with a springblade, anything you can use as brass knuckles and a knife at the same time (that's seriously how the statute is worded). so this encompasses stilletos, switchbacks, butterfly knives, etc. so a folding knife with a 4 inch blade (or a straight knife with a 4 inch blade) is as long as you can go.
not that you can't hurt someone with a 4 inch knife. and not that this has ever stopped occassional group machete fights back and forths over the past decade or two.
of course the ny assembly's legal search engine is down so i can't post the actual statute, which is 1000 words of nonsense from the late 50s and early 60s as a way of combating ethnic/regional youth gangs and their cutty ways.
man, i know a lot more about nyc weapons laws than i should. i could totally ace trivial pursuit! _________________
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Wilkes milky wilkie
Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 256
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: |
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oh my!
what a nice thread!
I've never stabbed anyone, though I've consider lying and saying I did. _________________
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TheRumblefish .
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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dessgeega wrote: | i trust it more than i think i would trust a handgun. |
I don't know about that, if I had the choice to carry a Smith and Wesson 38. Snubnose in a shoulder holster, v.s. a knife or TWO! I would go with the revolver ftw, somehow being able to drill a hole through someone inside a closed alleyway sounds easy then wielding a knife in closed quarters.
Of course then we have the stealth aspect, and permits and OH GOD.
I have never stabbed someone, but I have hit someone with a shovel. It was an accident...sort of. _________________
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Dracko .
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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It's easier to fuck up with a gun when you're not trained, though. Even if you don't like them, I'd say it's a worthwhile investment of your time at least knowing the basics of how to handle one, loading them, securing them and such, and giving you an idea how natural a shot you are. Same for knives, really. I think it's plain irresponsible over here in the UK that citizens' defensive measures are so restricted. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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dark steve .
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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I've got a bat in my apartment.
Also I collect scars on my left hand from various fixtures and tools that I've had disagreements with. _________________
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sawtooth .
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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I cut easily
I got gouged on my right index finger yesterday by cardboard.
But aside from that, I was stabbed with a pencil once by a class bully. And once a pocketknife closed on my finger. Nothing so dramatic and interesting as some of the stories up here. My nastiest scar comes from scraping past a plastic package as I was carrying stuff to the packing lane. _________________
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duomo .
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I cut myself on a lightswitch once. |
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Mister Toups Hates your favorite videogame
Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Lafayette, LA
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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this is like the best thread ever
I've never stabbed anyone or been (intentionally) stabbed.
unless you mean "stabbin" as a euphamism for doin' it... in which case I've still never stabbed anyone (or been stabbed, thankfully)
wasn't there a porn star who went by the name captain stabbin'? _________________ where were you when nana komatsu got a wii? |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 6563 Location: bohan
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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Mister Toups wrote: | unless you mean "stabbin" as a euphamism for doin' it... |
now i sort of want to talk about knife play in this thread.
i also sort of don't. _________________
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vf10a .
Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 25 Location: England
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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Dracko wrote: | I think it's plain irresponsible over here in the UK that citizens' defensive measures are so restricted. |
You say that but then even in an ordinary board like this there is loads of stories coming out from (I presume) USA citizens about being knifed. Living in Britain I have never even seen a gun or a knife and a quick survey of my Uni mates suggests similar experiences all over the place.
I think carrying a weapon for defence is silly. What if you go on a night out carrying your weapon, get totally smashed and then decide that guy over there is looking at you a bit funny?
I mean when do you pull a weapon for defence? Would you bring out your knife if you got into a fight with an unarmed guy in the street - what about several guys? |
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Dracko .
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | I think carrying a weapon for defence is silly. |
Wait, how? _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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because the nature of defensive weapon usage is a complicated field of study, and the implications therein have generally been obscured in the mass media for some time. why? eh, that's another story entirely.
i had a good study on injury tables from a period of 1983 to 1994 that indicated varying degrees of injury against various scenarios (shouting at an intruder, turning on the lights - which stops a surprising number of burglaries - unarmed resistance, armed resistance, and so forth) as well as against crime completion rates. rape, in particular, falls greatly both in terms of injury and crime completion, with armed resistance - specifically handguns rather than bladed weaopns.
there was another interesting survey of people incarcerated for violent crimes, and the rate of instances that they had been scared off or injured by citizen resistance. it's higher than you'd think. _________________
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Dracko .
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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Right, but that doesn't demonstrate that at the very least owning a weapon as a means of defense is reprehensible. Understand, I'm not one for advocating rash or impuslive decisions. But safety is a matter I'd rather not see rely exclusively on the police. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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no, what i mean is that there's a certain set of values communicated by the pro-control side which have succeeded - to varying degrees - in the culture at large:
1) guns are inherently harmful
2) resistance is dangerous
3) armed resistance is useless
4) no one "needs" to defend themselves
that the vast, overwhelming, whole lotta majority of all defensive gun usages (dgu's) are brandishments is another point worth pondering. by whole lotta we mean that out of 240 million guns in the u.s. (estimates run between 190 and 250, but most cluster in the 240 range) less than 1% will ever be fired in actual usage rather than target shooting.
i blame the rest on charles bronson for confusing us with his good looks and rugged voice. _________________
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Dracko .
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, I misunderstood the context of your post. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Scratchmonkey .
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On a tangent, I have recently become enamored of the verb "stabulate". |
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OtakupunkX .
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:20 am Post subject: |
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dark steve wrote: | I've got a bat in my apartment. |
I used to keep a crowbar in my car. I took it our to use it for its intended purpose one day and forgot to put it back.
A friend of mine used to keep a bat in his car but the only use it got was this one time we were loitering in a parking lot and I used a twelve pack of HEB-brand Root Beer as baseballs. _________________
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Lackey .
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:45 am Post subject: |
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My friend had a club in his car, apparently it was a type designed for killing fish (!) once you brought them to the surface. It would make a good hand weapon though, it had a rubber grip and was only about 6 inches long. _________________ | Little bird fighting against a bat sect game | |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Oh, I didn't know this thread was moved. I thought my post was deleted because people found it distasteful?
Anyway, my friend just bought a knife because he wants to stab someone and I'm worried he's biting off more than he can chew.
I'm terrified of accidently killing someone. When I studied martial arts, I found out just how easy it would be to kill someone accidently, and I only want to really hurt people that threaten me, mainly for all the legal implications plus I don't know who they really are. So I'd probably just run, unless I was worried about someone with me.
I've always wanted to go to a shooting range! I have a friend who wants to go with me, so I'll probably go next year sometime with her.
So who here thinks they could kill a man? I'm pretty sure I could, but I hope I don't have to. _________________
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OtakupunkX .
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: |
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Cycle wrote: |
I've always wanted to go to a shooting range! I have a friend who wants to go with me, so I'll probably go next year sometime with her.
So who here thinks they could kill a man? I'm pretty sure I could, but I hope I don't have to. |
I think everyone has the potential to kill a man. Personally, I wouldn't want to, but the potential is there.
Shooting ranges are very entertaining. Shooting a gun in general is a very interesting experience. _________________
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Redeye .
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I tripped while reaching for a beer bottle once. I was drunk and I was reaching at an awkward angle- leaning over too far.
The bottle broke under my weight but luckily I only got a cut on my hand.
I should have got stitches but it healed just fine on its own, leaving only a very faint scar.
It could have been much worse.
Watch for non-sequitors.
If you get lucky you might be watching this when Tevatron fires its mighty beam! _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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shrug .
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:44 am Post subject: |
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I stabbed myself in the face with the first knife I ever made.
It was an accident.
It went through just below my lip. My beard currently covers the scar.
Actually the knifemaking has led to a lot of accidental stabs and cuts of my own person.
I've had a few shallow cuts from others but the only real stabbing I can recall was just a pencil. In high school. During class. From absolutely the sweetest girl you might ever meet who also stabbed people in the back in the middle of class for no apparent reason. |
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OtakupunkX .
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shrug wrote: | From absolutely the sweetest girl you might ever meet who also stabbed people in the back in the middle of class for no apparent reason. |
Metaphorically? _________________
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