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simplicio · . Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 1091

World record blindfolded Rubik's cube solve
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ApM · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:48 pm Post subject:

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Is Ninja Terminator the one where there are all these rape scenes, with Pink Floyd looped over them?

ApM · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:08 am Post subject:

No, but there is a scene that inappropriately uses music from the soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange. Also, ninjas hitting themselves in the arm with their swords to show off the awesome power granted them by the Golden Ninja Warrior statue.

Oooohhhhhhhhh
GOL-den NIN-ja WAR-ri-orrrrrr
With your heart sooooo goooollllldd

Scratchmonkey · . Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 1439

I'm still bolloxed by the revelation that half of the two dudes behind that song (and the other Mortal Kombat hits) was in Lords of Acid.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Who gives a damn about Paris Hilton?

Shapermc · Hot Sake! Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 6279

Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

Yeah, I like that video.

But this one. . . oh, Nancy Grace.
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Fred · . Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 99 Location: Iowa

It's not at all hilarious, except maybe in an unintentional way, but since it's been about ten years since it came to the States I'd like to remind everyone about Prop Cycle.

ApM · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject:

Spookey Ruben made some pretty fantastic music videos.

Lockeownzj00 · . Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 214

Found some great stuff today.

Another brilliant piece by Rippa Eshidan. - wish I could just spend a day watching these guys.

Ultimate Canon Rock - compilation vid of about 40 different compositions of the canon rock song by jerry c. awesome.

Ani maniacs

Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

Doo dah doo doo!

I love how happy that guy is.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

goo goo gah gah
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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Tomb Raider - Re\Visioned: Keys of the Kingdom, directed and written by Peter Chung:

Part I
Part II
Part III
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The Soviet Onion · . Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 41

Someone from the Something Awful forums plays through Ecco the Dolphin, providing commentary - whilst in-character as Ecco. Spread over several videos and pretty much indescribable.

ApM · Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject:

Ecco sounds like Salad Fingers?

Hey, apparently video footage of Chris Crawford's dragon speech is online. It's in five parts, but thus far I've only watched the finale.

Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

Guys and Dolls, a documentary about real dolls and the men who love them. Some of them understand what they're doing and why they're doing it--I feel kinda sorry for them, but whatever. Others have mistaken their experience with an expensive sex toy as a human relationship, and they are messed up and creepy. Ugh.
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not a zombie · . Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 21

"Somebody Goofed" isn't on google video or youtube (as far as I know), but it IS an animated Chick Tract.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

/b/'s days are numbered!

Thank you, Fox News.
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elvis.shrugged · . Joined: 10 Jan 2006 Posts: 108 Location: Stratford, CT

DESTROY

ATTACK

DIE

They plot against America on their SECRET ANONYMOUS FORUM.

Oh, this is comedy gold.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Have another. This one is about the outrageous, violent, loud and exasperating - wait for it - emo scene.

Who needs parody any more?
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ApM · Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:22 pm Post subject:

With the Weekly World News closing shop, it's comforting to know that Fox News is ready to step up and take its place.

Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Thomas Edison Hates Cats

Fresh and deadly
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Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject:

The video for The Last In Line has Ronnie James Dio striking one of the oppressive overlords of the underground kingdom in the crotch with a lightsaber. That's totally worth the price of admission right there.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Blade vs. cops!

I'll throw in some In Search of...

olde, and I wish I had a much better quality version.
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Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

It turns out there are some non-terrible Jawbreaker videos floating around the internet. This dude has a ridiculous amount.

I'd probably pay $500 to see them play again, so, you know. Crappy-but-not-too-crappy youtube videos are the next-best thing.
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Shapermc · Hot Sake! Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 6279

Shit, I've had these sitting around on notepad for a couple weeks now!

Scary Mary Poppins

Scary Sound of mUsic

Funny Shining (<- worst one)
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dessgeega · Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject:

sonic the hedgehog in room 1408.

(note: based on the story not the movie.)
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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Ruining Thief III: Deadly Shadows: The Cradle: Yakety Sax Edition.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

You are a pirate!
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Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

Wow. Did someone really make an animation with hip-thrusting and booty-shaking pirates to accompany a song from LazyTown? Oh, internet.

Stolen from for90's forum: Overdrift. It is about dinosaurs and drift racing.
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Shapermc · Hot Sake! Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 6279

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Nahool the Bee is a cunt.

P.S. You just got Bioshock'd.
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not a zombie · . Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 21

It's only funny if you're laughing at how pathetic it all is.

seryogin · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:25 pm Post subject:

dhex · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject:

this is old apparently but it's funny how much disdain mr. patton has for wolfmother.
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Scratchmonkey · . Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 1439

It's been a while since I've seen that one; it's still great though. Mike Patton is such a prick.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Japan: Stripping the humour out of pedophilia one anime at a time.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Not hilarious, but too good not to post.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I thought that was going to be about Earthworm Jim the cartoon.

Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Miss Teen America: Doing it in your name.
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wourme · . Joined: 01 Jul 2005 Posts: 362 Location: Maridia

Alternate Reality: The Lost Tears Tavern
Samus Aran (You Are the Man)

not a zombie · . Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 21

Gil Mantera's Party Dream - Best At Sex . Ironic hipster synthpop at its finest. So good.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

ALL THAT IS MAN!
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

spinning complacently in the darkness covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives,
false security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber, wake up!!
an eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through,
seeing all that you are and everything that you will never be.
yes, an eye is upon you, an eye ready to blink.
so face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived ...
are you ready to go?

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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Faggoty Attention should become the new Rick Roll.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Russians LARPing with tanks and stuff
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

I guess Finns really like Warhammer 40,000.
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