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Ketch
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 Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject: Bully is lame. |
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The content of Bully sucks, so far I have (in-game) assisted in date-rape ie. the chef drugging the chemistry teacher. Walked, cycled and skated -really slowly- around town. Fired slingshots at characters. Fired fireworks at people's faces* Beaten lots of people up with no real consequences. Been hit with a sledgehammer that would in reality have killed you. Kissed lots of polygon girls. Stolen panties from a girl's dormitory for a perverted gym teacher. Been vomitted on by an alchie / druggie. Skitched rides on the back of cars that go really slowly because there are cyclist or pedestrians in the way. And punched a dog. Been annoyed by trying to change direction and camera angle at same time. ETC. I don't reccomend it to people who want any kind of positive message in their games, or games made with responsibility to the age range it is targetted at, or people who want to play a FUN game. Go replay Beyond Good & Evil instead, or GTA 3.
* When at the same time there are ads on tv showing how f-in dangerous fireworks can be and that you shouldn't mess around with them unless you want to be (or get others) scarred for life, blinded or losing a hand. |
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dessgeega
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(-_- )p
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Dracko
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But is it worse than Manhunt?
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dhex
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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an fps won't teach you proper firearms handling either, though.
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Mr. Mechanical
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| Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| dhex wrote: | | an fps won't teach you proper firearms handling either, though. |
Wait, so you mean playing Counterstrike won't teach me how to negotiate hostage situations with terrorists? |
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Shapermc
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Bioshock is going to teach me what happens to pedos
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dhex
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| Quote: | | Wait, so you mean playing Counterstrike won't teach me how to negotiate hostage situations with terrorists? |
that's a trick question: we all know you don't negotiate with terrorists, mr. mech.
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RaBeeWilliams
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| dhex wrote: | | Quote: | | Wait, so you mean playing Counterstrike won't teach me how to negotiate hostage situations with terrorists? |
that's a trick question: we all know you don't negotiate with terrorists, mr. mech. |
Nope. We kill them and spray elobrote pcitures of nekkid girlies over their bodies while calling them "nubs"; at least until the next round starts before "F-king lagg!11" becomes an issue. |
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