The Gamer's Quarter

[helicopterp]

I found the empty wrapper of a 'Fart Bag' next to the transformer at my apartment complex today. The front is a drawing of a boy grinning and farting and mooning me. His ass says 'boom'. 'Boy' is, helpfully, written on his yellow baseball cap. Two skulls occupy the background.

On the back, there is an incomprehensible series of illustrations demonstrating the intended use of the product. Fortunately, these instructions appear beside it:

1. Do not tear this package.
2. Find the object. Break the small water-bag inside the package which will be full of air immediately. Drop the bag beside the object.
3. When the bag pop and air.
4. Eating prohibited.


I have not yet located to the 'object' so descriptively presented. I have, however, been possessed by an overwhelming desire to eat the Fart Bag, and I would have done so were I not expressly prohibited.
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Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one.

[DaleNixon]

I'm not really sure how to respond to this, but I just spit beer all over my 24" monitor reading it!

[Tablesaw]

The Internet is truly magical
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It's the saw of the table!

[helicopterp]

Thanks, Tablesaw. I guess I feel okay about throwing this wrapper away now that I know it has been immortalized on the internet.
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Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one.

[Lackey]

I could never decipher the illustration printed on traditional woopie cushions. What is that creature at the bottom supposed to be? Bronx cheer is pretty good slang though.
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| Little bird fighting against a bat sect game |

[Mr. Mechanical]

If you turn your head you can see it's a dog being blown off his rocker by the Bronx Cheer.

[helicopterp]

I'm going to fix that statement, Mechs.

[thatbox]