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What do you wish was a videogame?
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daphaknee
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whenever i play any video game i think of dongs

like the first time i played extreme beach volleyball iwas like WHY CANT THERE BE A GUYS VERSION and the dudes would get skimpy thongs and you could buy things for them like ooo DAN LIKES SURFING GET HIM SEX WAX AND CHET LIKES BASEBALL GET HIM A BALLCAP ooooooo

and wehn they spiked the volleyball you could watch their balls bounce
and there would be trampoline minigames and everyhting
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Sex wax'?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

man, i remember daph telling me about extreme dong volleyball before, that was an interesting conversation
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude mr zogs sexwax! only the best surfboard wax around uh i guess its a california thing



its for your stick!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NEVER SPOILS

that's always good to know!

I saw some of that when i was in california! i should have bought some.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you would have had a true piece of california, really the only thing more california would be like a taco truck or a piece of redwood bark
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I;LL TAKE THE TACO TRUCK
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cycle wrote:
man, i remember daph telling me about extreme dong volleyball before, that was an interesting conversation


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

all that this means is that i have an ORIGINAL IDEA and it better get made quick
guys go
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harveyjames wrote:
I'd like to play a version of Space Invaders where instead of a gun you have a big dong, and you have to fend off oncoming tits by destroying them with your jizz.

What, you haven't played This Game Stars My Penis?

Ok it's lacking the tits and the jizz, but it's close!
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I played that, it disturbed me.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh right, plus there was the breastpong I made for the same event.

Put those two together, you might really be livin' the dream, there.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh wait, hang on.

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