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Redeye .
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:20 am Post subject: What do you wish was a videogame? |
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What do you wish was a videogame?
What do you wish to be a videogame?
Is that better?
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daphaknee just enemies now
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IMMMM NOTT TOUUCHHINNGG YOUUUUU
also boredoms super you the game |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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whatchu talkin' bout, crackah? _________________
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dhex Breeder
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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i would play the baroque cycle: the game, if it were done as an edutainment title.
i would like to play a cathars rpg. _________________
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SuperWes Updated the banners, but not his title
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G.I. Joe
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extrabastardformula .
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Koyaabisqatsi
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Super Mario Galaxy
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david .
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Peeing in the woods. _________________
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helicopterp .
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david wrote: | Peeing in the snow. |
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The Great Unwashed .
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Inquisitor (the 40K game/setting)
Gorkamorka/Necromunda (as above) _________________
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Dracko .
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Man, just give me a game where you play an actual Medieval Inquisitor. Or a witch-hunter RPG. With Real Moral DecisionsTM. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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sediment .
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I had something else, but I'm gonna make the comic redeye posted my answer instead, because I love it that much.
I'd also love a Truly Epic superhero game, where you do Truly Amazing things, like fly around nebulae and punch people with planets. And I'd like for it to be hard. God of War was epic, but in crappy and easy ways. _________________
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The Great Unwashed .
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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I'm thinking along the sort of same lines, sediment. I want a game with Awesome Motherfucking Phyics (TM) where the whole point is to pull off fucking totally sick dude moves, like the physics engine is geared towards favouring Fully Wicked Outcomes.
Like punching a truck through the air and then riding it as it skids along the tarmac, sparks flying, into a huge pile of oil drums stacked under a refuelling jumbo. BOOOOOOMMMMM you're flying through the air, Eye of the Tiger kicks in, bits of debris impale your enemies as you land on a huge pile of gangsters, and then duel a huge enforcer guy by kicking cars into him.
My boner rages in the night _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:40 am Post subject: |
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The Great Unwashed wrote: | I'm thinking along the sort of same lines, sediment. I want a game with Awesome Motherfucking Phyics (TM) where the whole point is to pull off fucking totally sick dude moves, like the physics engine is geared towards favouring Fully Wicked Outcomes.
Like punching a truck through the air and then riding it as it skids along the tarmac, sparks flying, into a huge pile of oil drums stacked under a refuelling jumbo. BOOOOOOMMMMM you're flying through the air, Eye of the Tiger kicks in, bits of debris impale your enemies as you land on a huge pile of gangsters, and then duel a huge enforcer guy by kicking cars into him.
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I'd laugh if Dessgeega's answer was exactly the same. |
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SuperWes Updated the banners, but not his title
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The Great Unwashed wrote: | I'm thinking along the sort of same lines, sediment. I want a game with Awesome Motherfucking Phyics (TM) where the whole point is to pull off fucking totally sick dude moves, like the physics engine is geared towards favouring Fully Wicked Outcomes.
Like punching a truck through the air and then riding it as it skids along the tarmac, sparks flying, into a huge pile of oil drums stacked under a refuelling jumbo. BOOOOOOMMMMM you're flying through the air, Eye of the Tiger kicks in, bits of debris impale your enemies as you land on a huge pile of gangsters, and then duel a huge enforcer guy by kicking cars into him.
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Have you played Psi-Ops? Because this is pretty much Psi-Ops.
-Wes _________________
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dhex Breeder
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have you played crysis? cause there's more than a bit of that in crysis to be sure. _________________
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Cossix .
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:59 am Post subject: |
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Yeah that's also pretty much Crackdown. |
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kirkjerk .
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Yeah, I was thinking Crackdown.
The physics ain't QUITE that, but still.
Though I'll always be a little disappointed that it didn't live up to the magazine ad where the Agent is on top of a building surveying the wreck of a semi truck with a agent-shaped vertically cylindrical dent in the front of the cab, where it clearly had tried to plow into the Agent but the Agent decided to stand his ground.
I'm also a little disappointed that I can't think of a good answer to the OT. My imagination doesn't quite work that way, when presented with literally unlimited possibilities it gets a bit of option paralysis.
I want something in a really detailed city. And I want it to involve flying. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Redeye .
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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SuperWes wrote: | The Great Unwashed wrote: | I'm thinking along the sort of same lines, sediment. I want a game with Awesome Motherfucking Phyics (TM) where the whole point is to pull off fucking totally sick dude moves, like the physics engine is geared towards favouring Fully Wicked Outcomes.
Like punching a truck through the air and then riding it as it skids along the tarmac, sparks flying, into a huge pile of oil drums stacked under a refuelling jumbo. BOOOOOOMMMMM you're flying through the air, Eye of the Tiger kicks in, bits of debris impale your enemies as you land on a huge pile of gangsters, and then duel a huge enforcer guy by kicking cars into him.
My boner rages in the night |
Have you played Psi-Ops? Because this is pretty much Psi-Ops.
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Psi-Ops review from The Escapist, for those haven't already read it. Time to check ebay.
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I want something in a really detailed city. And I want it to involve flying.
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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a lizard? with a helicopter? on a leash?
what? _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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The Great Unwashed .
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I played a bit o' Crysis and there is a bit o' that in there to be sure, but the physics aren't wacky enough (and my computer is all hnnngh what are you doing hnnngh I'm not made for this shit hnnnghhh). I haven't played Crackdown or Psi-ops though, perhaps I should check them out! _________________
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Redeye .
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:52 am Post subject: |
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kirkjerk wrote: | a lizard? with a helicopter? on a leash?
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Imagine a steampunk version of The Wind In The Willows.
"It was a pleasant day, just the right amount of wind, and sunny but not glaringly so; so Frog and Toad went flying." _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'm imagining it. It sucks. |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:20 am Post subject: |
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The Great Unwashed wrote: | I'm thinking along the sort of same lines, sediment. I want a game with Awesome Motherfucking Phyics (TM) where the whole point is to pull off fucking totally sick dude moves, like the physics engine is geared towards favouring Fully Wicked Outcomes.
Like punching a truck through the air and then riding it as it skids along the tarmac, sparks flying, into a huge pile of oil drums stacked under a refuelling jumbo. BOOOOOOMMMMM you're flying through the air, Eye of the Tiger kicks in, bits of debris impale your enemies as you land on a huge pile of gangsters, and then duel a huge enforcer guy by kicking cars into him. |
this isn't entirely not excite truck. _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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okay so remember that girl who HATED HER MOM so much that she posted about stabbing her on myspace and livejournal?
and then she STABBED HER MOTHER and got caught
it would be like that except you wouldnt get caught and levels would totally be posting about your murders
because there are DEFINITELY not enough games where you kill your own mother
sure moms die all the time, but not by your own hand
and it wouldnt be just killing mothers, you could really kill whoever you wanted, as long as you post about it afterwards |
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Redeye .
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:18 am Post subject: |
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daphaknee wrote: | okay so remember that girl who HATED HER MOM so much that she posted about stabbing her on myspace and livejournal?
and then she STABBED HER MOTHER and got caught
it would be like that except you wouldnt get caught and levels would totally be posting about your murders
because there are DEFINITELY not enough games where you kill your own mother
sure moms die all the time, but not by your own hand
and it wouldnt be just killing mothers, you could really kill whoever you wanted, as long as you post about it afterwards |
Reminds me of Shockwave Rider.
It had special clinics where people would be put through hallucinatory/faked scenerios to act out their neuroses/etc.
A vignette was offered where a girl was put in treatment and during the treatment she stabbed her mother to death.
Except she only thought she did.
It was staged without her knowledge.
Then she got a hug from her mom. The psych staff and her family just "walked on stage" like that scene in Total Recall where the guy's wife and the guy from Recall try to talk the governator into swallowing the pill.
Except this is not what you probably meant, it was just a memory you triggered for me.
You probably meant like a serial murderer simulation with the Web and TV and newspapers in-game chronicling your exploits.
How many people have wished for a game like that?
I know I have.
If it came out the same year as Midieval Inquisitor, they might tie for Game of the Year. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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daphaknee wrote: | okay so remember that girl who HATED HER MOM so much that she posted about stabbing her on myspace and livejournal?
and then she STABBED HER MOTHER and got caught
it would be like that except you wouldnt get caught and levels would totally be posting about your murders
because there are DEFINITELY not enough games where you kill your own mother
sure moms die all the time, but not by your own hand
and it wouldnt be just killing mothers, you could really kill whoever you wanted, as long as you post about it afterwards |
So the game has an AI that analyses the posts and scores them? |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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harveyjames: YES the score system would have a dictionary built in and score big words with little lookalikes in a thesaurus
actually i have no idea what it woudl do besides word count and typos are encouraged because you're obviously a mad(wo?)man
i wish my dreams were games, i wish there was a wii collection of minigames based on my dreams and laurie anderson does the soundtrack |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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How about i just score each of your real life blog posts based on how much I think you sound like a insane woman who just killed her mom? |
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The Great Unwashed .
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:53 am Post subject: |
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Okay so I just picked up Psi-Ops! I will report back, or possibly not. TGQ to the rescue! _________________
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sediment .
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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So I'm starting to think this dream I had last night would be an awesome game.
Basically it appears to be an adventure/RPG/FPS where you simultaneously deliver pizzas, accomplish puzzles and tasks that make way more sense than Resident Evil, and also have epic FPS bossfights vs zany comboes of shooter elements and classic horror monsters. Like the cybernetic demon monster from the black lagoon, or possible freddy kreuger with a gun and a bloody apron. Aprons were very important armor items.
The big point seemed to be a post-apocalyptic fast food struggle. The apocalypse was apparently horror monsters coming to life!
The leatherface heavy weapons guy I mention in the dream thread was probably a burger joint employee. I couldn't tell which place he was working for, since there were too many bullets going into him for me to tell. _________________
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Redeye .
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Fixed. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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sediment .
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combine that with paperboy and RE4 and you have my dream! _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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sediment wrote: | So I'm starting to think this dream I had last night would be an awesome game.
Basically it appears to be an adventure/RPG/FPS where you simultaneously deliver pizzas, accomplish puzzles and tasks that make way more sense than Resident Evil, and also have epic FPS bossfights vs zany comboes of shooter elements and classic horror monsters. Like the cybernetic demon monster from the black lagoon, or possible freddy kreuger with a gun and a bloody apron. Aprons were very important armor items.
The big point seemed to be a post-apocalyptic fast food struggle. The apocalypse was apparently horror monsters coming to life!
The leatherface heavy weapons guy I mention in the dream thread was probably a burger joint employee. I couldn't tell which place he was working for, since there were too many bullets going into him for me to tell. |
You know, that's not a million miles away from Dead Rising. Substitute 'pizza delivery' for 'photography/journalism', though. |
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sediment .
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Yeah, thinking about it, you're right.
the dream covered a much larger area than the shopping mall though, and it wasn't just zombies. I guess it'd be sort of like Dead Rising 2: Eclectic Boogaloo. _________________
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The Great Unwashed .
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The Great Unwashed wrote: | Okay so I just picked up Psi-Ops! I will report back, or possibly not. TGQ to the rescue! |
Soooo it turns out Psi-Ops isn't on the list of backwards compatible games for the 360. Aaaand I don't own an original X-Box! Should I hold onto it and hope that a patch is released for the 360 allowing me to play it, or just return it? _________________
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Still not quite sure why its linked, but I just had to say that Night Flight was one of my most favorite shows growing up, and I'd give up my left testicle for DVD, even an old VHS tape, or some episodes. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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FortNinety wrote: | Redeye wrote: | [
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Still not quite sure why its linked, but I just had to say that Night Flight was one of my most favorite shows growing up, and I'd give up my left testicle for DVD, even an old VHS tape, or some episodes. |
Is that a Ring Raider? Ring Raiders when I was growing up was also a slang term for homosexuals. Ha ha! Pretty Funny. |
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dhex Breeder
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ring raider?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_Raiders
huh.
new entry: i would like to play a single player semi-strategic zombie apocalypse fps. _________________
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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is your book full of catchy one-liners like that? _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Put the claws away, Dess. |
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kirkjerk .
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All right, all right.
OK, I would agree that the line was a little bit trite.
But it's interesting to think of the implications of it.
Possibly it implies a Cartesian Dualism; theoretically, resetting "life" (presumably, your life) would take "you" with it! So, barring something outside the system, like a soul to be reincarnated, resetting life is... well, I guess an impossibility because the reset button resets everything that makes you you.
On the other hand, I guess it could mean "every aspect of your life outside of you yourself". But in that case, bringing it back to the original topic, you should probably get to defining what minigames actually do make up your life as they know, and if they'd make a good console or PC game. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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I'd like to be able to 'have another go' at a lot of things in my life I feel like I ballsed up. There are many. |
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sediment .
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i'd like to be able to cast cartesian dualism and separate my mind from my body.
or invoke genetic memory, and solve any "fetch banana" problem. _________________
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Rook .
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D&D Dragonlance's Chronicles Trilogy would be nice..
So would Forgotten Realms Dark Elf Trilogy. |
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Man I want a zombie stealth game for about six or seven hours and then the two main characters reveal in a cutscene that they had almost forgotten that their grandmother gave them magical superhero costumes for Christmas last year, so they sneak home and put on their outfits and spend the rest of the game drag racing against vampire lords for pinks while psychobilly music plays until all the undead masters no longer have their demonic hot rods and it's fighting time. _________________ Signature:
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sarsamis .
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I want a game starring a sentai power ranger man that showcases both stunningly realistic graphics and zany, exaggerated DBZesque physics. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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I'd like to play a version of Space Invaders where instead of a gun you have a big dong, and you have to fend off oncoming tits by destroying them with your jizz. |
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Redeye .
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Harveyjames wrote: | I'd like to play a version of Space Invaders where instead of a gun you have a big dong, and you have to fend off oncoming tits by destroying them with your jizz. |
I think I saw that in an Onion-style parody somewhere. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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