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Redeye
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Joined: 02 Oct 2006
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Location: filth
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 Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:27 am Post subject: Entertaining Spam |
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| woshion wrote: | http://www.woshion.com
... wholesaler such as Nike,Jordan,Puma,Shox,Timberland ,etc.We are also dealing with clothing&handbags.
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The UNIQUE of our products is that we can add any patterns or words to our goods as required,such as MASCOT.Originality and creativity are valued here.Any more details ,pls feel free to contact me at www.woshion1@yahoo.com.cn or view our website www.woshion.com
Come on,Do yourself and Design you own goods!
Regards! |
So, does anyone have any fun spam to add?
It's like talking about your favorite commercials.
Sometimes they're better than the shows.
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The Great Unwashed
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Joined: 27 May 2006
Posts: 359
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Oh man, I actually have a folder on both my gmail and my pop account for Great Spam. Here's one I loved recently:
| Quote: | Hello man!
Write to you the woman from Russia. My name Tatyana to me of 26 years!
I to want to find the man for serious the relation in your country.
I am ready for creation family and to want it. I cannot find the man in Russia for myself because it very difficultly in Russia.
It is a lot of men in Russia to drink alcohol much it to not like I. I to want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care of people, I to want to live and be sure in the future.
In Russia it is not possible to live easy.
I to tell about myself.
I live in city Yoshkar-Ola it is 1000 km from capital Russia Moscow.
My city small and very beautiful. I to work the seller in shop home appliances.
I the cheerful woman to like to go in for sports and do all what to like the usual person.
My history: we with my girlfriend were going to go in your country as tourists for search of men for serious the relation.
But my girlfriend could not go with me. But now I shall have the visa in 7 days for your country.
I to not want to waste time.
I now in Moscow also wait for reception of my visa. To me would give advice that
I to search the man through the Internet.
I will think to you important to know where I to take yours e-mail.
I was registered in agency of acquaintances and to me to give yours e-mail the address.
If you to want I shall speak with me is glad dialogue with you.
And it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about itself! About your city! There was to me a photo!
I shall send you a photo of me in the following letter.
I shall wait your answer.
Write to me on e-mail : rybka_07@bk.ru
Yours faithfully Tatyana |
Enticing!
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Mercantile! Offering to improve the page-rank of the little known gmail.com (on the Google search engine no less!), and then offering FREE DELIVERY? How could I refuse!
| Quote: | Hello. Doing good? Email me at lgo@ShineBal.info only. By the way, I am a girl. Wanna see some pictures of me?
professor Michael Bugeja |
I am intrigued by the Professor's theories regarding "girls" and "pics".
| Quote: | Dear Friend
Please make a hotel reservation for me and tell me the nearest airport to you and await for my arrival.This is a transaction of $11m (eleven million USD) from a genuine source and duly certified.It is my inheritance with full legal right.
Trust me.
Regards
Harith Ahmad
479 Valley Road,
Valley Park # 12-04
Singapore. |
I just got this one today. So demanding!
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ApM
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Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 1210
Location: Ottawa, ON
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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My folder is called "Crazy Spam".
I think my favourite one ever was this one:
| NitaiGouranga wrote: | Subject: Gouranga
Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!! |
That was it! No links or anything, just some Hare Krishna spreading his religion through mass email.
I'm also partial to this one:
| Quote: | Subject: Bling Bling my brother!!!
Yo yo yo my nigga are your home boys
blinging harder then you?
Not keeping it real up in the field?
Want to get KRUNK on tha shitznit.
*link + irrelevant random Project Gutenberg text redacted*
Biatch i aint want anymor3
*unsubscribe link redacted* |
Best spam name: "Byproducts U. Judaism". |
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dhex
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Joined: 13 Dec 2004
Posts: 6319
Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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best spam name: regicide f. cuckoo
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enjoy all monsters
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Joined: 08 Nov 2005
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| heh, just recieved email from Fabrizio Bongburner |
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