The Gamer's Quarter

Toups you are in big trouble mister. >_<

Toups you are in big trouble mister. >_<

I like Gnarls Barkley but it doesn't seem like hip hop much at all.

Oh yeah, I was kind of just dancing to "Smiley Faces" about 10 minutes ago!

But yeah... it's not really very Hip Hop, though M ...

That game has some mad crazy awesome audio.

Video communicates narrative.

video (cutscenes) communicates story, which is different from narrative.

Yes, yes, yes... but I do think that video is still the form which communicates narrative. ...

Disregarding the entire conversation up to this point:

I've always liked to differentiate mediums like this:

Gameplay communicates experience.

Sound communicates emotion.

Video communicate ...

Hey Cycle, you fuck, tell me your impressions of Little Big Adventure.

I managed to get that and get out, but then I popped my baloon descending down the right side.

Then my eyes started watering from being half an inch away from the screen for so long.

I see it as a flaw when a game isn't immediately compulsive.

That just seems close-minded. Many excellent things are not totally engrossing immediately, or even compulsive at any point. That's ju ...

Wasn't his PSP game supposed to make you feel emotions or something? I didn't hear it got cancelled. Were they the wrong emotions?

I just fucked up my game on the PSP, it wasn't any good!

(I thi ...

Wait, how many asian ladies in berets does it take to form a roller derby team, and is that more or less than the number of mexican men in top hats it takes to form a roller derby team?

LEVEL TWO BEATEN WITH THE POWER OF COMPUTER SCIENCE!!

Level three is... really easy?

Okay level three is making my eyes water I can't do this any more. ;_;

Okay, I figured out how they implemented the (massively buggy) physics engine, and can now use the bugs to my advantage!

My balloon is totally hauling ass now!

I like how a second stream of the music comes in out-of-sync with itself around the 1 minute mark!

Actually, I think it's just poorly designed.

Cute though -- decent art!

Wait, how come my balloon just randomly flipped out and popped in the middle of the air?

(I'm totally giving up on this game if I ever get past level 2!)

Wait, how come my balloon popped when I came to rest on a falt stone surface?

Wait, how come my balloon popped when it hit the circular chain links?

Wait, how come my balloon popped when the basket hit the spikes?

they say snow on monday but I ain't buying it

I just can't believe this.

It's just not possible.

Every time the weather gets cold the next day I go out in a scarf, gloves, 2 shirts, and a jac ...

Uuh... I think it's pretty obviously sincere!

I mean, she's clearly trying to imitate a style she sees as being classy or something. She's also way over-extending her English abilities. And she o ...

Well, you know, she seems prettty sincere in that letter, and her heart seems to be in it, so... give the girl a break.

Yeah, that's why she's going to lose any shred of sincerity in her soul when ...

I don't get it.

What's the deal with this page again?

Why do I have to press the button? ;_;

Darky, it was really warm out today.

What's up with that?

Guys...

They're Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson.

...for real!

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked ...

I enjoy Pabst Blue Ribbon in a purely non-ironic way.

Is this wrong?

Yes. You're just supposed to enjoy it for Pabst. No irony.

Oh man, any and all sincerity that Lindsey Lohan might have had is totally going to die forever when she sees the internet after this!

Today is Saint Andrews Day guys i am wearing a 1978 Scotland Top but i am not eating haggis i had lasagna ok

In America, it is Saint Andrew Toups Day, and we are wearing 1964 leather jackets and ea ...

Lately, a mailing list where I receive a lot of party invitations usually of the slightly-insane kind has been getting spam, and I keep thinking it is a party invitation and clicking it!

I mean ser ...

Autokrater, I am going to sleep now, good night!

The Old Time -- when gravity was slower, the colors ran deeper, and even the smaller things were larger!

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Notice how my version of Link's eyes turn red!

That is because he is not quite the hero. He is playing with the Triforce of Power!

It worke ...

"IC Gangztaz Azzemble eye tea tea" is the best one though, and I will hold onto it jealously.

Perhaps I will eBay it for the big monies?

I did not have any archive of Forum Axe because it was deleted, remember? I only archived a bunch of threads right after the full forum lock.

I made a complete archive of like, the first 20 threads in General, the index of General and Real Bout, and the subforum index....

You have a copy of four of those threads!

Autokrator license plate thread.

Looking at this archived thread is making me realize how this Axe Thread is but a pale imitation of the real thing. ;_;

How did that go anyways?

I never actually ended up on the list itself :(

Meanwhile in #selectbutton:

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Chuplayer stages a horrifying coup

Whoa, crazy!

...

It is the most deadly spell, but not the most powerful.

No Autokrator, that was Wilkes.

I saw him do it.

Remember? He was the first reply in that thread!

Child Porn has a 95% chance of breaking even most powerful binding magic.

I would assume so, but I'm guessing that's just going to be deleted.

Yes, the bonds that brought those of us who experienced the trials of The Ban List together can never be broken.

That was when axe first lost its innocence.

In Zelda II you use the select button to cast magic.

Casting LIFE for more heart.

Casting SPELL because it is the magic word.

Casting THUNDER because it is the most powerful spell!

Of course we all remember that B Coma!

Autokrator, no. Remember back in the trenches of The Last Great War? I was the first one on the ban list after you were shot down on the front lines! I was one of the first replies in your license ...

It is the most powerful spell. It kills all targetted users instantly with 80% chance, but has a 25% chance of killing any other user, and a 10% chance of exploding the forums.

Nope.