The Gamer's Quarter

Guys tell me about Last Rites and it's team gameplay

oh and Hellforces.

seen on neogaf:

Made in Ore
It's basically Made in Wario but you make your own minigames. Actually you can make your own music, graphics, pretty much everything, including programming the logic an ...

trying hard not to imagine what a hentai golf game would look like itt.

A little while back, I found an OfflineList (basically a database of known ROM dumps, complete with screenshot download funct ...

Mount & Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade

Do tell us more. I played a demo....two years ago, was it? Year and a half? At that ponit, it was promising, but it also seemed like it would never become a t ...

maybe the shogo armor thing by monolith

Maybe I'm making a bad judgment call, but I'd say that unless this is being sold in the $5-$8 range, you probably won't get your money's worth out of this. S ...

Putty

There are two SNES entries/ports of this franchise, and when I randomly stumbled across them on the internet via means, and they ended up being all colorful and having weird voice samples, al ...

streets of rage-style game in Doom

obligatory "if the franchise hadn't been dead, that probably would have killed it" comment about streets of rage 4

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you don't lose a whole lot if you emulate it to at least see if you like how it plays.

It'd be pretty ideal as one of those 5-minute games for your desktop dur ...

The problem with Cave Noire is that it's so simple and self-contained that there's hardly anything to talk about.

One thing - have you ever run into a level that seems a bit too intentional to be r ...

[url=http://messengers.sixpencemedia.com/newsevents/newsitem.php?thisItem=268]Uru/Myst Online's coming back. An outline of the new, user-focused plan [url=http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t= ...

Have you, uh, talked to any about this? Like, the possibility of explaining yourself and the remote chance your account is recoverable?

which is a totally different tone. doom is a game about fighting monsters, not the environment. it is a game about becoming the biggest monster on the heap. it's loud and bombastic and full of light a ...

Where the hell can you still buy new copies of Serious Sam? I would love to because I haven't played it in years.
Also, still looking for an answer here.

http://www.direct2drive.com/2/359/product/ ...

- Final Fantasy 8 is like being in a coma.

What? Final Fantasy 8 is being tricked into going on a road trip with friends you don't want to spend that much time with, only to find that what you expe ...

Cycle convince me that the original Serious Sam is better than 2nd Encounter.

Also is anyone interested in co-op play of either of the first two?

Oooh! Oooh! Someone tell me about Cybermage. Because all I knew about it for a long time was that....was that....uh, breasts.

Breasts?

Looking at Mobygame, there isn't much in the way of mammar ...

actually i think blood might be the response to harveyjames's issues with duke nukem 3d.

I saw some clips of Blood, it looks retarded. I like Doom, though!

Harvey, speaking as someone for whom n ...

Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest (the only other game they seem to have made? anyone else correct me on this?)

No, Mystic Quest was a Japanese-made game (by [url=http://www.mobygames.com/game/gameboy/fi ...

Who was it here who didn't like Full Throttle? Cycle?

Maybe it's because I only experienced it through a Let's Play, but it seems kind of barebones and awkward.

Would you be willing to do Xargon as an encore?

So I take it just letting the dude escape and not killing him is Mission Failed but actually following the mofo all the way to the top of a crane to not kill him is recognised by the game as acceptabl ...

work time fun and gccx are both interesting insights into games

it's rather a shame that they actually charge money for the former, though.

Yes, those are the hidden packages. One of those things you might know if you'd been paying attention to media discussing the game (not to be snide, just pointing out). You can apparently also locate ...

we have - I guess we've always had - this great big green terrible (not terrible but terrible) fuzzy puppet with a goofy horrific expression, the shape of a man, and we called it

we called it

i' ...

In the future, there is one sport that rules all: Virtual Grindcube

The player controls a competitor placed inside the grindcube, a large closed structured with a dizzying and mazelike arrangement ...

jjsimpso I demand you generate a Dungeon Hack dungeon and liveblog it

Entomorph
An adventure game with zombies, angry insects and some really boring graphics. Walk around, do a whole lot of nothin ...

Star Soldier R, along with a host of other wiiware titles, is out in Japan.

There, uh, isn't a traditional mode. Just the usual caravan two minute and five minute modes. Oh, and a you-know-who-insp ...

It sounds like you'd rather write an article about the game D-I-A-S!

I don't want to write articles. I am not an article writing person. I merely thought of a good old game and then thought of pers ...

Cycle write an article about Crusader and how it straddled the lines between the late 80s/early 90s niche games which thrived on gore as a gimmick and the late 90s-to-current day titles which really g ...

cycle write about flashback for flashback (unless you've already done that?)

more seriously, not enough people have played Strife for anyone to be able to have a flashback over it

even more seri ...

I know some of you folks are like "Metroid 2 black and white O DIVINE SPIRITS OF LONELY GAMES," but what do you think of

man, Metroid 2 is the absolute worst place to use blue skies art direction. ...

hooray!

if you keep spinning the level for a solid minute, will it fall over or turn into a helicopter and fly away?

I guess one of the few upsides of being an unchangeable antisocial recluse is that I stopped talking about video games with my voice after the fifth grade.

(Has TGQ ever had a topic about playgroun ...

(ugh, Aerith)

this reaction honestly baffles me more than anything else involved with FFVII

hey, will the music in the levels of Fez have slightly different instrumentation or arrangement depending on which of the four angles you are viewing the level at?

(will not sue)

Has somebody modded the source engine to allow for enemy possession yet?

Because, you know, Geist (and Messiah and I guess Omikron and others) wasn't entirely a bad idea.

Imagine Half-life 2 if ...

also interesting, the eff's patent-busting project has announced its intentions to try and overturn

Isn't there something a bit dodgy about charging for an emulator in the first place?

To be perfectly honest, dhex, I don't think you'd find yourself overcoming the aesthetic and amateur nature enough to be able to enjoy these games. They're really "had to be there" games.

Anyways! ...

Oh geez, I feel kind of stupid - I'm trying to create a new scenario now and it's bitching out errors at me. I get the feeling I've probably missed something really obvious somewhere that makes this l ...

Dess, I think, and Cycle, maybe, and The Great Unwashed....maybe not fans of the recent stuff, but at least fans of the old, clunky, weird Exile games, right? And there's a lot of "let's make games ho ...

Intelligence and Intuition lead to Insight and Innovation

So funny that I forgot to laugh!

Don't joke about that Cycle, it is a serious disability and you should see a doctor or therapist as soon as possible.

Hey, if I have a laptop that gets overexcited just running a few firefox tabs and starts breathing really heavily and painfully when I ask it to render 3D for more than four minutes, would it basicall ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Blood_%28video_game%29
http://www.mobygames.com/game/captain-blood

You play a computer game programmer (Captain Blood) who finds himself trapped in one of his ...

I somehow doubt you'll raise many SRW fans here.

A small suggestion:

http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopic.php?t=137

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I kind of wish Star Ocean 2 hadn't tried to be so non-linear - what pathetic narrative there is suffers considerably from allowing me to go off and gain a h ...

even though I kind of regret putting dais fantasy into a topic of dhex realism:

a while back, on the selectbutton axe, I vaguely fantasized about making a sandbox RPG that overcame the voice acting ...

boring battles, grinding, battles popping up all over the damn place,

while the game has fetch quests aplenty, and the dungeons can be hit or miss, I didn't find myself agreeing with any of these i ...

what JRPG bullshit is there in Paper Mario?

PS2 arcade stick that is simple to find and won't cost more than $50.

like [url=http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopic.php?t=11765]these?

(subversively trying to fund more CanadianEd translati ...