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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

You know what's dumb? When people change the word 'women' to 'wimmin' or 'womyn'.

I can understand the thinking behind it- it's because the word 'woman' is just 'man' with a suffix- and it suggests that men were the original and women come from men. It's a clearly language built on outmoded mysogynist sensibilites.

But it's dumb to change the word 'woman', because 'human' has the word 'man' in it, too! And to lose the man/men part of the word 'woman' takes you off the same etymological root as 'human'. Human, Man, Womyn?? That sounds like you're saying women are not human!

MORE PRACTICAL SOLUTION

Instead of changing the word 'woman', why don't we just make a new word to describe males, something like 'gaman'? Then we still have 'man' and 'human' to define humanity, but then we've got two equal words to describe each gender, and neither one is the root of the other. BETTER. MAKES MORE SENSE. You can have that one for free, ladies.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Your little man is missing a leg. Sad

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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

XY vs. XX
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

THE RUB RABBITS

What exactly are you trying to say, young man?

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Chromosomes, damn you!
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Why not just call people "you"?

But no pointing because that is a form of rape.

;P
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Patrick Alexander · . Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 123 Location: various

Many brainy experts believe prehistoric society to have been matriarchal, because, as you point out, babies come from women. But then we got smart enough to notice that babies don't come from women unless men put their dicks in them first, and power shifted from women to men.

People worshipped fertility back then, above all else, so far as I understand it. So, yeah, it seems reasonable to conclude that they more or less worshipped women.

This is all just stuff I've heard and/or read. I don't really know what I'm talking about.
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daphaknee · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:06 am Post subject:

i vote that we change teh spelling from 'women' to 'holes'

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

any hole is a goal
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I used to draw my own Superman comics when I was a teenager and they always ended with Superman ass-raping Lex Luthor and saying 'Any hole's a goal!!'

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Replace 'women' with 'voids'.
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daphaknee · Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:15 pm Post subject:

hole = void

man i think all feminists really just need to read hte rapeman manga
he SOLVES LIFE PROBLEMS WITH RAPE

you bitches just need to recognize

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Further to my considered and insightful notes on feminism, here are some more! WARNING: stultifyingly offensive

So I'm still trying to figure out this whole 'chicks dig rape' thing! I just had a sort of holiday romance with a girl who was over here for a couple of weeks. There would be times when she was not in the mood for the sex act, but I was, and when I kind of coaxed her into it it was be the best sex we ever had!

She would be saying 'NO, JAMESU, WE SHOULD NOT DO IT' whilst simultaneously taking out her hair clip, which from my experience with her I knew was the sure sign she was about to consent to sex! Simultaneously saying yes and no! HUH??? But one unfortunate time it turned out she genuinely didn't want sex and our lovemaking was strained and perfunctory and painful for her, the poor sausage, so I had to stop it.

To reiterate, my predicament is that sometimes this girl really meant 'yes' when she said no and my pursuing of this conviction led to great sex for us both. But sometimes she really did mean 'no' and my quest for sex led to a sordid and ugly situation! How to tell the difference??

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

It's not rape if they like it.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

But how do I tell the difference between coquettish fake protest and genuine sexual disinterest?

Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

REDEYE, YOU FILTHY PIG

aderack · . Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco

James, have you just come from the Algol system?

Though gimen sort of give me the creeps, I've always found ramen very appealing.
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aderack · . Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco

From Phantasy Star II on, "techniques" and many utilitarian items have a cryptic yet somewhat consistent naming scheme of roots, prefixes, and sometimes suffixes.

Foi = fire
Rafoi stronger fire
Gifoi = even stronger fire
Nafoi = whoa, strong fire!

I probably have mixed up the order a little.
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I'm in favor of changing men and women to poles and holes. Brilliant.

'What are you into, poles or holes?'

helicopterp · . Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia

"I like the pole AND the hole, so why don't you come on over after school and let me get your pinky allllllllll stinky."

--Jerri Blank
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

The Hell's Angels thought of this a long time ago.

Woman wearing glasses = "Four-eyed three-holer".
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

This discussion on feminism is going brilliantly!

daphaknee · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:48 am Post subject:

harveyjames why are you dating highschool girls

sediment · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:50 am Post subject:

Wow, I sure showed up late.

I remember in microbiology we briefly studied how the male chromosome is probably a mutation of the female X chromosome in humans - meaning, ultimately, all men are freaks. One of those necessary mutations, I suppose.

Interestingly, in certain reptilian species or fish or something, it's the other way round - the X is the male chromosome.

I don't really like the womyn thing, mostly because it sounds silly. I've always used girl, doll, or chick to refer to girls, mostly depending on the personality archetype of the girl in question. Likewise, boys get called boys, and I use "guys" to refer to groups in any context.

For some people, certainly, pole or hole would be entirely appropriate.
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daphaknee · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:06 pm Post subject:

he was 30 and i didnt say no no stop (that means yes) i said mmfphhhh phhhh arrrhggg and yes sir

dessgeega · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject:

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

Men have nipples because we all started as ladies in the womb, just fyi. One of lifes greatest mysteries finally solved.
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Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

James, if you're not going to talk on AIM, put yourself on AWAY or something ok, CHRIST almighty.
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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

I enjoy my nipples.
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Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

We all enjoy your nipples, Dracko.
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Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject:

I can't, I am not a part of the HD generation yet.
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sediment · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:03 am Post subject:

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

You mean just like our toes are the vestigal remnants of our time spent swinging through trees, our nipples are the last trace of our evolution from monkey boob creatures?

Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Yeah, that evolution thing.

I guess we do look a bit like apes.

Or it could be another of God's ways of mocking the hubris of those cleverpants scientists.

Like that prank with the seashell fossils way high up in the mountains.

Hoo boy!

Good one, God!
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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Men have nipples so girls can pinch them.

With their tongues.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

The women in Dracko's life have at least two fingers on their tongues.

sediment · Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject:

a girl with that tongue?
she must have many 'close friends'
except she can't talk
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