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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

If they ever introduce a new human character into Mario he should be like a gollywog or outrageous stereotype mexican.

Also Charles Martinet is the most 100% homosexual man in the world.

dessgeega · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

100%, huh? how exactly did you arrive at that number?
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Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

yes I demand to see the equations used in this calculation
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Well, he's exactly half as gay as Elton John, who is 200% homosexual.

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

my calculator only gets 163%
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daphaknee · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:

daphaknee · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

please note the guy with the girl piggybacking is sending magnetic cheat waves to elton
also everyones hard nipples
also piggy back girl with wild hair has a SNAKE

dessgeega · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:28 am Post subject:

i've played that machine, and it's pretty neat.
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kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

i <3 nipples.

Does this whole thing have anything to do w/ the Who's Tommy?
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Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

They missed a great opportunity to make him playing the pinball machine he's depicted, like those old Borax boxes, though the design is a bit overcomplicated.

I want to be at an a event where a "buzz them buzzers, champ!" sign is appropriate.
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Ketch · . Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Posts: 420

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I'm just impressed that Elton John is managing to play that pinball table while it's on fire, and he's not even looking at it.

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Which is refreshing coming from a Pinball Table called 'Captain Fantastic and The Brown Dirt Cowboy'.

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

It gets weirder, like how a ball seems to be being launched by the fire straight up and out of the playfield.

Apparently the full name is Capt. Fantastic and The Brown Dirt Cowboy (I guess you can see by looking at the first photo really closely)

Which is the name of a different and unrelated Elton John album with it's own flaming imagery.

Another page writes

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Whoa, Elton John's done 30 albums

I guess Elton John's is an area of music I've always been too snobbish to check out, since he's regarded as being pretty naff in the UK. I'm going to go and listen to Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy!

Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject:

daphaknee · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject:

or the mountain goats
or muslimgauze
or merzbow

quick someone make a bands that have done over 50 albums thread

what are those stars censoring? its perfectly clear in both pictures that the dude is getting a handjob

daphaknee · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:18 pm Post subject:

also the picture looks lke it says "the and brown dirt cowboy"

man i should post more pinball pictures you guys say interesting things about them

Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

daphaknee those stars are obviously representative of the man trying to keep a brother down by being an enemy of freedom.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

parkbench · . Joined: 02 Jul 2007 Posts: 145

grab, twist, pull? somehow i think from a distance you wouldn't even notice.

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

It's odd to me that such a blatant stereotype still made it big. But I guess it's okay because it's Italians or something.

We need a pinball thread.
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daphaknee · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject:

those stars are obviously coming from the magic which is elton johns feet, they have nothing to do with the handjob

make a pinball thread, i will contribute pictures from every time i go to the pinball museum

dhex · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject:

goomba is old school yo.

also who cares they're italians.
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seryogin · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject:

??
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dhex · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:32 am Post subject:

ethnic hatred.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

It's neat how it now looks as though I chose to start a thread called 'Captain Fantastic' with two decidedly left-field opening statements that don't seem to have a whole lot to do with anything.

dessgeega · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:13 am Post subject:

that's what you get.
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daphaknee · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:34 am Post subject:

what a fantastic thread

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!

daphaknee · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:28 am Post subject:

ill post some more pictures of the pinball museum and when i go there NEXT WEEK i willl take more pictures

you guys tell me about the machines

fireball

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

GOD DAMN IT IT'S TOO MUCH AT ONCE

WE CAN ONLY BE FUNNY BY CONCENTRATION OUR PURE SNARK ON ONE THING AT A TIME.

I WILL START WITH EVEL KINEVAL

I would have much rather seen him in traction. Wasn't he like the most broken-boned man ever?

Props for the gal in the Daisy-Dukes though.
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daphaknee · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:31 am Post subject:

what wait why is everyone typing like me? anyway

yeah i remember the crotch riding lower than the legs woo man

also, the bootles

Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

I really like the Count Down back image. I had seen it somewhere else before.

Harem Cat is an excellent example of awesome 70s gaud. Pinball imagery got so boring after the 70s.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I like Count Down too. Spaceman Wang is like, 'getting my space girlfriend to strip down to her bathing suit and go outside the craft to wash my windows was the best idea I ever had! Hi honey!!' and she's clearly dead.

daphaknee · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject:

black knight was like the first two-leveled one they had

man oh man i really hope they have ORBITAL when i go back you'll see

Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject:

Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

I already posted this elsewhere, but:

Look at her arm.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

They're kind of little!

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

dhex · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:37 am Post subject:

the cowboy for it's impolite to stare, much less gasp, at the afflictions of others.
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Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject:

The bartender is even more befuddled than the cowboy.
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kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:46 am Post subject:

you totally killed him, how could you

aderack · . Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco

You're suck a jerk, kirkjerk.
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kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

WHAT SNAKE RIVER CANYON COULDN'T -- KIRKJERK DID

What can I say, I fight evil wherever I go.

(I enabled iPhone capslock especially for this post!)
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daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:45 pm Post subject:

i took more pictures last time iw ent to the pinball museum

omg this game is so fucking great like you have an 80 minute game and every time the ball falls down between your flippers instead of running out of ballst he other team gets a goal
and you have to kick it at hte goalie too and man the animation and everything
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PINBALL GAME OF THE VISIT becuase orbital and fireball werent there and god
depressing
they havent been there the last two times ive been and that just breaks my heart
okay enough talk

their heads all lit up randomly

gorgar the rapist

favorite pinball art
trex is getting his ass HANDED TO HIM EYAH YEAH GO TRICERATOPS

i like to play poker on tops of cliffs in space too

second favorite pinball table art

widest pinball table ever

oh holy shit i didnt even notice pinball tables bhave art on the SIDES too now im going to ahve to go look at the sides of tables

this is some aeon flux shit

THIS GAME IS FUCKING HOLY COW SHIT FUCK YES YES YE S you shoot torpedoes at boats that are speeding by and when you sink them the screen lights up but its not on the monitor like in teh graphics its some thing that lights up outside of the screen its SO COOL i got the high score i am the torpedo master

third favorite

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Daph that's the same as what you wrote on your blog, this is like when I saw Carrot Top do all the same jokes on two completely separate shows

I.E. HEARTBREAK

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227