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dessgeega · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject: what rhymes with "oliver"?

topic.
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helicopterp · . Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia

i knew a girl named jacqueline tolliver.

And you might say that someone who doesn't handle alcohol well has a "small liver". That's all I got.
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silentmatt · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

collinder?
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Six · . Joined: 15 Jul 2006 Posts: 313 Location: montreal

All of her?

The Soviet Onion · . Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 41

Whilst I'm sure that your diligence is worthwhile, Dess, I’d bear in mind that another of the most important elements in successful battle rapping is speed of delivery.

dessgeega · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

i wrote the poem last night!

it includes the words "colander" and "polymer".
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dessgeega · Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

why don't you drink, oliver?

you must have a small liver!
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helicopterp · . Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia

You should do a Gulliver one next!

I'll get you started: "mull over"
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Adilegian · . Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Posts: 41

If we're opening the floor to rhymes other than perfect rhymes....

"Tall over." E.G.:

I told her my name was Oliver.
At six feet two, she stood tall over
me.

Then you can switch out whatever perfect rhymes you get with "tall." Like this!

We broke up when she learned my name was Oliver.
Checking her out as she walked away, I realized she was nothing to bawl over.

And so on.

bleak · . Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258

There once was a fellow named Oliver
Who was fond of a particular conifer
When they tried to elope
The tree just couldn't cope
So he cut her right down and made a wall of 'er