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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: GAME REVIEW WITH HAIKU FUN FOR YOU |
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that calls for its own fucking thread and you have you make it a guessing game my turn
your crew is all dead
far off monsters suddenly IN YOUR FACE
giant robots in the dark
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: |
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Bioshock? |
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Lasa .
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:54 am Post subject: |
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Overblood? |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: |
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It's Silent Debuggers isn't it. _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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Winged Assassins (1984) wrote: | It's Silent Debuggers isn't it. |
that works too but its not what i was thinking of
ill do an easy one while you wrack your brains
does this tutorial ever end?
i am sick of reading peoples minds
why is everyone so skinny? |
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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daphaknee wrote: | does this tutorial ever end?
i am sick of reading peoples minds
why is everyone so skinny? |
Siren?
no wait
Earthbound? _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
-Robert E. Howard in a letter to a friend circa Decmber 1932
"There is no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist!" |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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what no youre joking right |
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extrabastardformula .
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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World Ends With You
Tutorial does not end though. _________________ Signature:
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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matt that one was made for you
the other one is that playstration game i can't remember the name of _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:53 am Post subject: |
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dessgeega wrote: | matt that one was made for you
the other one is that playstration game i can't remember the name of |
yeah if you're thinking of the game im sure you're thinking of then you're right on both of them |
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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Oh my! I've already completely forgotten about that game! (TWEWY) _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
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bleak .
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:33 am Post subject: |
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space griffon VF9 _________________
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Cossix .
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Stop talking about my game, jerks >:( |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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what was that christopher
split off this thread i wanna do more |
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Cossix .
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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It was an ANGRY face not a SAD face.
JEEZ. |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Cossix wrote: | It was an ANGRY face not a SAD face.
JEEZ. |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Guys, stop being jerks to Chris! He's my main man, and if you mess with him, you mess with ME _________________
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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where did this come from
I reached in my mouth with hand
here's your mission goal _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
-Robert E. Howard in a letter to a friend circa Decmber 1932
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Cycle wrote: | Guys, stop being jerks to Chris! He's my main man, and if you mess with him, you mess with ME |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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YOU'RE PENDING FOR A BENDING, GOOD SIR _________________
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extrabastardformula .
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:23 am Post subject: |
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And you, Cycle, are crooning for a harpooning. _________________ Signature:
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Shapermc wrote: | where did this come from
I reached in my mouth with hand
here's your mission goal |
what the fuck i have no idea
so hard to stay afloat
maybe someone should have used more helium
my arms are very tired |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Balloon Fight! |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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master thieves hide behind doors:
why does no one get this is a stealth game?
it must be the guns. _________________
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Cycle Mac daddy
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elevator action? _________________
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Patrick Alexander .
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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I have a copy of that. I don't really know why.
I think it was made by Vanpool...? I'm sure I read that somewhere. _________________ Raymondo Person | Eegra | Things |
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Six .
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Shapermc wrote: | where did this come from
I reached in my mouth with hand
here's your mission goal |
I'm thinking this is Fort Boyard, myself.
wait oh god there are actually fort boyard video games
never mind
irony is dead etc |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:34 am Post subject: |
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it's balloon fight with tingle. what's not to understand? _________________
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | what's not to understand? |
Quote: | it's balloon fight with tingle. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:45 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | the story is that 35 year old Tingle challenges the "Balloon Fighting Spirit" of the bosom oak. |
Ok.
It's a shame that IGN have such a hate-on for Tingle. He's a hilarious character! Is he in The Phantom Hourglass? |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Shapermc wrote: | where did this come from
I reached in my mouth with hand
here's your mission goal |
all i can think of is silent hill and that warioware mini game where you eat things
drawing big dicks on fish
i mean really, what else would you
do with an underwater pen |
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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You guys! You're totally not doing haikus!
Also, I'll throw out a tip for mine: pink hair. _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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matt, if you're referring to the five-seven-five syllables thing, that's a construction that's largely meaningless if you're not writing haiku in japanese, and one of my PET PEEVES is when people insist that that's what makes haiku in english!
daphaknee wrote: | drawing big dicks on fish
i mean really, what else would you
do with an underwater pen |
eternal ocean. _________________
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Shapermc wrote: | pink hair. |
drill dozer! drill dozer! _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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SuperWes Updated the banners, but not his title
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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I make a big hole
I go through and end up elsewhere
The cake is a lie
-Wes _________________
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SuperWes Updated the banners, but not his title
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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Rat a tat a tat
RB, wait for it, RB once more
Rat a tat a tat
-Wes _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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SuperWes wrote: | I make a big hole
I go through and end up elsewhere
The cake is a lie
-Wes |
Is it James Pond II: Robocod? |
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dessgeega loves your favorite videogame
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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the cake is a lie
i love you, weighted companion cube!
i wish dumb memes hadn't ruined this game for me _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Calamity Annie? |
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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WES: PORTAL AND BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED. OKAY I'M IN CHARGE NOW.
Once you were a face
I believed in, but these days
you bring about doom. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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HINT: it's not your first guess. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: |
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so i'm into arbitrary english rules that aren't accurate. so. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: |
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Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine. |
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:29 am Post subject: |
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even i'm not stupid enough to write a guessing game haiku about a game that's being talked about in a different thread. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:20 am Post subject: |
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Haiku defined by;
Webster.com: :
an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually five, seven, and five syllables respectively
dictionary.com:
1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
2. a poem written in this form.
Wikipedia:
While English verse is typically characterized by meter, which counts "beats", Japanese verse instead typically counts sound units (morae), known in Japanese as "on". The word on is often translated loosely (and somewhat inaccurately) as "syllables", but there are subtle differences between an "on" and a "syllable". The traditional haiku consisted of a pattern of 5, 7, and 5 on.
The Japanese word on, literally "sound", corresponds to a mora, a phonetic unit similar but not identical to the syllable of languages such as English. (The word onji (音字; "sound symbol") is sometimes used in referring to the Japanese syllable units in English[2] although this word is archaic and no longer current in Japanese.[3]) In Japanese, the on corresponds very closely to the kana character count (closely enough that Moji (or "character symbol") is also sometimes used[3] as the count unit). One on is counted for a short syllable, an additional one for an elongated vowel or a doubled consonant (i.e., a glottal stop), and one for an added "n" at the end of a syllable. Thus, the word "sign", though one syllable in English, would be counted as three sounds if said in Japanese (sa-i-n).
Because most Japanese words are polysyllabic, with very short sounds (like the syllables in the three-syllable English word "radio", but unlike the one-syllable words "thought" or "stressed"), the seventeen sounds of a Japanese haiku carry less information than would seventeen syllables. Consequently, writing seventeen syllables in English typically produces a poem that is significantly "longer" than a traditional Japanese haiku. As a result, the great majority of literary haiku writers in English write their poems using about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern.
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In conclusion: sorry for being old fashion, but if you're not writing it in Japanese anyways then why not say "Hey, let's just make a bunch of silly 3 line poems!" because without structure and rules there's no point in doing it. The point is to get across a lot of information using a restricted pallet of syllables. Could I have used more I would be writing things differently as well. With restrictions and rules in which to place these sounds and patterns we come up with far more interesting results. Otherwise it spirals out into silliness and derailment.
helicopterp wrote: | Shapermc wrote: | pink hair. |
drill dozer! drill dozer! |
Incorrect (wrong console) _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Related story: My Dino Run and Pac Man C.E. haikus got picked up for the database over at Eegra. I'm a boastful motherfucker. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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SuperWes Updated the banners, but not his title
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helicopterp wrote: | WES: PORTAL AND BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED. OKAY I'M IN CHARGE NOW. |
The first was Portal (duh), but the second was Gears.
You fail!
helicopterp wrote: | Once you were a face
I believed in, but these days
you bring about doom. |
This is either John Carmack or Miyamoto. Or Sinistar.
-Wes _________________
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helicopterp .
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SuperWes wrote: | helicopterp wrote: | WES: PORTAL AND BIONIC COMMANDO: REARMED. OKAY I'M IN CHARGE NOW. |
The first was Portal (duh), but the second was Gears.
You fail! |
But I failed in all caps, which means I'm right even if I'm wrong.
Quote: | This is either John Carmack or Miyamoto. Or Sinistar.
-Wes |
Nope. I'll elaborate:
helicopterp wrote: | Once you were a face
I believed in, but these days
you bring about doom. |
What will console us
in seventy-two hours?
Dissonant music. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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helicopterp wrote: | What will console us
in seventy-two hours?
Dissonant music. |
Majora's Mask? _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
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