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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:40 am Post subject: Impressions thread! |
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You have to do impressions of other forum members. Whoever guesses it correctly gets to do the next one. I'll start us off with an easy one:
??? wrote: | POOP, BALLS, DOGGY BALLS, POOP, RUSSIA
HUALGGLAHUALGUHLAGUHLGAUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGHU!! I LIKE POOP, I WISH I HAD A PENIS, POOP
BALLS!!! HAULGGUALUHLUGHLAGUHLAGUHALGHULAGUHLAGUHLGUHALGUHLAGHUALULUAG |
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bleak .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:23 am Post subject: |
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is it wes _________________
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aderack .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:45 am Post subject: |
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I'd tell you who it is, except I don't want to do an impression.
I'm too impressionable already. _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:58 am Post subject: |
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don't be a party-pooper, Eric-Jon |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:59 am Post subject: |
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so, it ISN'T wes? _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:13 am Post subject: |
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purplechair .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:46 am Post subject: |
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Oh, so it is Wes! |
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helicopterp .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:18 am Post subject: |
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sergei! _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: |
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You guys aren't even trying. |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | You guys aren't even trying. |
d00d it's like your trying to enlist aid for an insult, you get to make the jibe but someone else has to close the deal and take the blame, such as it is.
here's one:
I HATE PORTAL _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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ryan .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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I like sergei AND cycle _________________ Come to me, Mordel. We shall depart. |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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ryan wrote: | I like sergei AND cycle |
I like everyone. _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
==/\/ >_ kirkjerk.com |
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aderack .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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I like fruity pebbles. _________________
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ryan .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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aderack wrote: | I like fruity pebbles. |
The first three minutes are heaven, but then they get almost too soggy to eat. Not cool, cereal. Not cool at all. _________________ Come to me, Mordel. We shall depart. |
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aderack .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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What we really need is paradox pebbles.
I also like Parallel Lines.
Oh don't ya know
Don't wanna see ya any more
Put up or shut up
Ya spell, ya read D-O-O-R
Ya got a big mouth and I'm happy to see
Your foot is firmly entrenched where a molar should be
If you talk much louder you could get an award
From the Federal Communications Board
Don't be cruel
Be a thing, sweet thing, as a rule
Don't be sad
I left you in the street
You're pre-fab
I had to get away
Don't go away sad
Don't go, pre-fab
Don't go be bad
Don't go away mad
Just go away
Oh don't ya know
Don't wanna see ya here no more
Pack it and move it
Ya spell, ya read O-U-T, out
Don't be bad
A mad hatter's beret
Sometimes you look like you just made an escape
Don't be mad or lose your Medicaid cool
Of course cool rhymes with fool
Don't go be bad 'cause you been had
Don't go away sad
Don't go away mad
Just go away
Oh don't ya know
I don't wanna see ya curse and pout
Pack it and move it
Ya spell, ya read O-U-T, out
Don't go be bad 'cause you been had
Don't go away sad
Don't go away mad
Just go away
Go away
Go away and stay away _________________
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Redeye .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:09 pm Post subject: Re: Impressions thread! |
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Harveyjames wrote: | You have to do impressions of other forum members. Whoever guesses it correctly gets to do the next one. I'll start us off with an easy one:
??? wrote: | POOP, BALLS, DOGGY BALLS, POOP, RUSSIA
HUALGGLAHUALGUHLAGUHLGAUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGHU!! I LIKE POOP, I WISH I HAD A PENIS, POOP
BALLS!!! HAULGGUALUHLUGHLAGUHLAGUHALGHULAGUHLAGUHLGUHALGUHLAGHUALULUAG |
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I knew i remembered this.
amirite?
I'll assume so.
So it's my turn to freshen up the thread, give it a new lease on life, clarify the muddy misdirection, revivify the underlying concept, place a ray of sunlight upon the topic: give it a shot in the arm if you will!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it! _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian.
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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HEY GUYS GUESS WHO THIS IS AN IMPRESSION OF!!!
OK READY???
I like things.
Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
I know who you are
Come up off your colour chart
I know where you're comin' from
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me
Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come, I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) oh love
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, he speaks the languages of love
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, amore, chiamami, chiamami
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day-ay
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me in a sweet design
Call me (call me), call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me)
Oh, call me, oo-hoo-hah
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any, anytime _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Redeye .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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kirkjerk wrote: | HEY GUYS GUESS WHO THIS IS AN IMPRESSION OF!!!
OK READY???
I like things.
Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
etc.
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_________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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Guys, it's still my go. It's not an impression of Sergei or Pants from Jerkcity
Also, it's a really affectionate parody and not insulting at all! In fact, I've done this impression to the person who it is before. C'mon, guess |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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i got one
hey guys please read my thread that i posted in the gamers quarter and post in it okay! i have this new idea and i need you all to support it! also please give it diggs? its been three minutes have you given it diggs yet? did you link to my blog? PLEASE LINK TO MY BLOG |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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i have another one!
oh, did you say something? im sorry i only pay attention when the topic of conversation is me |
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extrabastardformula .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Raz? _________________ Signature:
This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 255 character limit
HTML is ON
BBCode is ON
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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kirkjerk wrote: | here's one:
I HATE PORTAL |
man i knew this was coming as soon as i first saw this thread HOW ORIGINAL KIRKJERK
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
I CHEAT WHEN I WANT TO IDENTIFY BANNERS
ITS YOU KIRKJERK
ITS YOU _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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daphaknee wrote: | i have another one!
oh, did you say something? im sorry i only pay attention when the topic of conversation is me |
DAPH WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A GO |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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hey i have one!
OMG YOU GUYS I REALLY DONT LOOK AT NAKED WOMEN IN VIDEOGAMES TO JERK OFF its because i really think the female body shape is beautiful *fap fap fap* REALLY *fap fap fap* ITS BEAUTIFUL |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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oh heres anotheir one
guys there are a whole lot of things wrong with this game, really like they stick out so much and god how annoying, i think ill give it 4/4 stars! |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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daph please only do people at gamers quarter not selectbutton _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Is it wes? |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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ooo ill do another one
i've moved on from you mouth-breathers, unless its to talk about dr who
(this one is easy) |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Cycle wrote: | daph please only do people at gamers quarter not selectbutton |
they are people at gamers quarter (one of them is you, cycle) |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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daph i was being sarcastic when i wrote that stuff god dont you know what irony is _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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heres another one
IM TOO BUSY PLAYING WOW TO UPDATE THE BANNERS
IM SUPER! |
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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Cycle wrote: | daph i was being sarcastic when i wrote that stuff god dont you know what irony is |
its still an accurate impression |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE DAPH, GOD
STOP RUINING THE THREAD _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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NO ONE ELSE IS EVEN TRYING CYCLE YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE IM RIGHT |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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NO ONE HAS GUESSING THE FIRST ONE YET
HEY NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO POST IT AGAIN! WHO'S THIS
POOP, BALLS, DOGGY BALLS, POOP, RUSSIA
HUALGGLAHUALGUHLAGUHLGAUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGUHLAGHU!! I LIKE POOP, I WISH I HAD A PENIS, POOP
BALLS!!! HAULGGUALUHLUGHLAGUHLAGUHALGHULAGUHLAGUHLGUHALGUHLAGHUALULUAG |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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OK TRY THIS ONE
HELLO MY NAME IS DAPH I SHIT UP OTHER PEOPLES THREADS BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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IS IT DAPH
CYCLE GUESS MINE |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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WE ALREADY GUESSED IT, IT'S WES _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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I HAVE ANOTHER ONE
HEY GUYS IM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE DAPHNY IS CREATIVE AND INSTAED OF DOING IMPRESSIONS I THINK ILL JUST WHINE ABOUT HOW SHES SHITTING UP A THREAD, WHICH, INFACT SHITS UP A THREAD 10X MORE THAN HER SPAMMING IT
GUESS THAT ONE GUYS |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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Prince Charles? |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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daphaknee wrote: | I HAVE ANOTHER ONE
HEY GUYS IM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE DAPHNY IS CREATIVE AND INSTAED OF DOING IMPRESSIONS I THINK ILL JUST WHINE ABOUT HOW SHES SHITTING UP A THREAD, WHICH, INFACT SHITS UP A THREAD 10X MORE THAN HER SPAMMING IT
GUESS THAT ONE GUYS |
YOUR DENIAL
I WIN GG, NEXT _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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Redeye .
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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So I discovered these new websites, somethingawful.com and 4chan. PRETTY HEADY STUFF. It's really opened my eyes to what the internet's capable of. I think this is the beginning of a new direction in my posting, guys. |
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Redeye .
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: |
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_________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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kirkjerk .
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:55 am Post subject: |
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Cycle wrote: |
man i knew this was coming as soon as i first saw this thread HOW ORIGINAL KIRKJERK
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE
I CHEAT WHEN I WANT TO IDENTIFY BANNERS
ITS YOU KIRKJERK
ITS YOU |
Oh yeah?? Well how about *THIS*!!!!
HI MY NAME IS CYCLE AND I GET ALL BITCHY AND MOANY WHEN KIRKJERK HIT PROPERTIES ON DUMB BANNERS I POSTED AND THEN ONLY SAID A GUESS FOR THE ONLY COOL ONE I HAD BECAUSE HE KNEW IT BECAUSE JUMPMAN IS AWESOME AND HE WAS JUST CURIOUS WHAT THE NAMING SCHEME WAS LIKE BUT I GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT AND MAKE HIM FEEL BAD BECAUSE IM A BIG DOODIE HEAD
Can you guess who it is??????
Finally here's one more::
OH WAH WAH I BOUGHT A PS3 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ALL AWESOME AND HIGHDEFFER THAN MY XBOX 360 AND GOODER GRAPHICS AND IT HAS A BLUERAY AND EVERYTHING BUT THEN I GOT IT TO MY PLACE AND REARRANGED ALL MY AV STUFF BUT IT WAS DUMB GETTING THE SOUND TO WORK AND ONLY THEN I SAW THE CONTROLLERS WEREN'T RUMBLE AND ONLY ONE OF THE GAMES SAYS ITS 1080P AND EVEN THE ONE THAT IS SUPPOSED BE GOES BACK TO 720P ON MY PROJECTOR FOR SOME REASON AND THE MENUS FEEL LIKE SHIT AND THEN DYNASTY WARRIORS 6 PLAYS LIKE CRAP AND I MISS THE RUMBLE AND MY BUDDY KIRK KEEPS SAYING HOW THE 360 VERSIONS ARE USUALLY PROGRAMMED BETTER ANYWAY AND I'M SAD AND SO WE'RE GONNA JUST PLAY GEARS OF WAR ON A HARDER DIFFICULTY AND I'M GONNA BRING THE PS3 BACK THE NEXT DAY
(Give up? Haha it was a trick! That's my friend Jonathan last night!!! Man was the PS3 a disappointment)
PS last night this thread gave me more LOLs than anything I've read online for a while _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:56 am Post subject: |
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kirkjerk wrote: |
HI MY NAME IS CYCLE AND I GET ALL BITCHY AND MOANY WHEN KIRKJERK HIT PROPERTIES ON DUMB BANNERS I POSTED AND THEN ONLY SAID A GUESS FOR THE ONLY COOL ONE I HAD BECAUSE HE KNEW IT BECAUSE JUMPMAN IS AWESOME AND HE WAS JUST CURIOUS WHAT THE NAMING SCHEME WAS LIKE BUT I GO ON AND ON ABOUT IT AND MAKE HIM FEEL BAD BECAUSE IM A BIG DOODIE HEAD
Can you guess who it is??????
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Someone HANDSOME, no doubt!
The joke is on you, anyway. The game wasn't Jumpman. It was Jumpman Lives! Oh, how the worm has turned! _________________
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daphaknee just enemies now
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:58 am Post subject: |
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speaking of worms i have another impression
boy i sure do hate everything, hey you, you're a faggot! coolie hat jappy tappy gay gay gay |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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haha, that's bleak to a tee, daph, nice one! _________________
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