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Harveyjames the meteor kid
Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: Sarcasm No Longer Lowest Form of Wit |
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I've isolated the conversational device even easier to employ than sarcasm, and no-one has cottoned onto it yet! Use it before everyone works out what you're doing! It came about when I realised Sega Superstar Tennis is being made by a studio an old schoolfriend of mine works at, so I sent him a message on Facebook. His reply came thus:
Quote: | I had a fair bit of input into which characters went into the game, and you HAVE to have Ulala and Beat in there
I think there'd be licensing issues with Michael Jackson. And the fact that he's now a scary character for children. Jesus Juice anyone? |
Jesus Juice anyone? See, all you need to do is take a comedic point of reference for the given subject you're lambasting, and tag 'anyone?' on the end. So you're able to utilise the points of reference without actually having do the leg work of providing a humorous context for them!
For example, say we're at a music festival. Beck is playing at the same time as I dunno, The Beatles, and I want to see The Beatles. A particularly funny thing about Beck is that he is a Scientologist. So I say 'I dunno about seeing Beck. Xenu anyone?' It's simple. works in all kinds of situations. Try it yourself! |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:42 am Post subject: |
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While you're at it, try to guess the subtext of the above post! Is it
a.) James is super-psyched about Sega Superstar Tennis!
b.) James just ate a big sandwich. Burp!
c.) James is bitter that his best friend in school now works on Wii games while he goes to the Job Centre. |
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sediment .
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 428 Location: SUPERPOWER GEORGIALAND
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Hey, I just talked to Freud, and he said
"James Harvey's fixation upon the concept of 'Jesus Juice' indicates he has just eaten a large and dry object, such as a pillow or sandwich, and now subconsciously desires salvation from his phenomenal cotton-mouth. Also, something something his mother."
I kind of stopped paying attention at the end there. _________________
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Dracko .
Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Freud did what to James' mother? _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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sediment .
Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 428 Location: SUPERPOWER GEORGIALAND
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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My guess? Duct-taped her to a dorm room door.
That Freud was one wacky son of a bitch! _________________
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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is there anything duct tape can't do?
aside from fix space shuttle and stuff.
and it's not very good for hair removal. (just fyi) _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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You guys better be careful! All this off-the-cuff comedy is making my wackyometer go haywire! |
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helicopterp .
Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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dhex wrote: | and it's not very good for hair removal. |
Nair, anyone? _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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helicopterp .
Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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I'll be here all week. _________________ Like you thought you'd seen copter perverts before. They were nothing compared to this one. |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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dude nair is totally gross. i used to have to shave my legs in high school and nair was easily the worst idea. plain razor was best. _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Why did you used to shave your legs? |
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dhex Breeder
Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Posts: 6319 Location: brooklyn, Nev Yiork
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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because pulling athletic tape off your knees when you're a hairy bastard with light colored hair sucks worse than having smooth legs
also it looks really dumb if you only shave around the knees and do nothing else. _________________
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Cycle Mac daddy
Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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i use nair! _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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I guess you need to when you're mostly wearing short skirts and high heels. |
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Redeye .
Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | I guess you need to when you're mostly wearing short skirts and high heels. |
No, that's Dracko. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Cycle Mac daddy
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjames wrote: | I guess you need to when you're mostly wearing short skirts and high heels. |
oh like youve never dressed up as a woman before harvey, everyone has! _________________
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Dracko .
Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Only because she wanted me to, man. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Winged Assassins (1984) .
Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 996 Location: Super Magic Drive
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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Harveyjimjams you are wrong, Cycle does not wear short skirts. When I took the train to Clowntown a few weeks back I found out that, in Clowntown, he is well known to wear Stubbies instead of a skirt because he is a very informal man. _________________
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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I need to upload the picture I drew of Cycle travelling to his job in Clowntown from his house in Clowntown. It's a classy piece. |
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kirkjerk .
Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:41 am Post subject: |
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Almost as easy, humor-wise, is cut and paste humor.
The only catch is you need to be online and you need to remember enough keywords to google the funny you were thinking about.
I was going to try to some "I don't know about Freud. Penises, anyone?" when I decided to recycle this old chestnut:
'I had a dream last night, Siggy.'
'Ja?'
'It was you and me together skipping in a field. Und then this great serpent appeared and slithered into a cave.'
'Du lieber gott! Do you know what you are saying to me? Do you know what zis serpent means?'
'Ja, it is some manifestation of the World-Spirit.'
'Dummkopf! It is my cock! Ze serpent is my cock that you are craving!'
'Nein, nein! All ze time you think of cock! The serpent is some Kundalini thing.'
'Stop mit zis craziness! The serpent is my great big cock that you cannot get out of your mind. Admit you want it!'
'Nein, nein, is some archetype, Ouroboros ze great world-serpent maybe.'
'My hot throbbing cock is ze great serpent of the world and you want it bad! Look, look, look at my cock that you crave inside you!'
Freud unzipped himself triumphantly.
'That thing?' said Jung in surprise. 'That looks like a cigar.'
>Transfer interrupted
--Michael Kelly _________________ =/ \(<D)_/
==/\/ >_ kirkjerk.com |
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Redeye .
Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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bleak .
Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: |
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sometimes a cigar is just a great big cock. _________________
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bleak .
Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:52 am Post subject: |
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I will maintain in this thread that your mom jokes are the lowest form of wit. _________________
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aderack .
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:10 am Post subject: |
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Don't you mean to say that your mom is the lowest form of wit?
In bed? _________________
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ryan .
Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Posts: 999
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:41 am Post subject: |
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that's what she said _________________ Come to me, Mordel. We shall depart. |
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aderack .
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:50 am Post subject: |
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I rest my case. _________________
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