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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I've isolated the conversational device even easier to employ than sarcasm, and no-one has cottoned onto it yet! Use it before everyone works out what you're doing! It came about when I realised Sega Superstar Tennis is being made by a studio an old schoolfriend of mine works at, so I sent him a message on Facebook. His reply came thus:

Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

While you're at it, try to guess the subtext of the above post! Is it

a.) James is super-psyched about Sega Superstar Tennis!

b.) James just ate a big sandwich. Burp!

c.) James is bitter that his best friend in school now works on Wii games while he goes to the Job Centre.

sediment · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:18 am Post subject:

Hey, I just talked to Freud, and he said

"James Harvey's fixation upon the concept of 'Jesus Juice' indicates he has just eaten a large and dry object, such as a pillow or sandwich, and now subconsciously desires salvation from his phenomenal cotton-mouth. Also, something something his mother."

I kind of stopped paying attention at the end there.
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Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Freud did what to James' mother?
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sediment · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject:

My guess? Duct-taped her to a dorm room door.

That Freud was one wacky son of a bitch!
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dhex · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

is there anything duct tape can't do?

aside from fix space shuttle and stuff.

and it's not very good for hair removal. (just fyi)
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

You guys better be careful! All this off-the-cuff comedy is making my wackyometer go haywire!

helicopterp · . Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia

helicopterp · . Joined: 13 May 2006 Posts: 1435 Location: Philadelphia

I'll be here all week.
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dhex · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:31 pm Post subject:

dude nair is totally gross. i used to have to shave my legs in high school and nair was easily the worst idea. plain razor was best.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Why did you used to shave your legs?

dhex · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject:

because pulling athletic tape off your knees when you're a hairy bastard with light colored hair sucks worse than having smooth legs

also it looks really dumb if you only shave around the knees and do nothing else.
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Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

i use nair!
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I guess you need to when you're mostly wearing short skirts and high heels.

Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

Dracko · . Joined: 10 Oct 2005 Posts: 2613

Only because she wanted me to, man.
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Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject:

Harveyjimjams you are wrong, Cycle does not wear short skirts. When I took the train to Clowntown a few weeks back I found out that, in Clowntown, he is well known to wear Stubbies instead of a skirt because he is a very informal man.
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

I need to upload the picture I drew of Cycle travelling to his job in Clowntown from his house in Clowntown. It's a classy piece.

kirkjerk · . Joined: 12 Apr 2006 Posts: 1227

Almost as easy, humor-wise, is cut and paste humor.
The only catch is you need to be online and you need to remember enough keywords to google the funny you were thinking about.
I was going to try to some "I don't know about Freud. Penises, anyone?" when I decided to recycle this old chestnut:

'I had a dream last night, Siggy.'
'Ja?'
'It was you and me together skipping in a field. Und then this great serpent appeared and slithered into a cave.'
'Du lieber gott! Do you know what you are saying to me? Do you know what zis serpent means?'
'Ja, it is some manifestation of the World-Spirit.'
'Dummkopf! It is my cock! Ze serpent is my cock that you are craving!'
'Nein, nein! All ze time you think of cock! The serpent is some Kundalini thing.'
'Stop mit zis craziness! The serpent is my great big cock that you cannot get out of your mind. Admit you want it!'
'Nein, nein, is some archetype, Ouroboros ze great world-serpent maybe.'
'My hot throbbing cock is ze great serpent of the world and you want it bad! Look, look, look at my cock that you crave inside you!'
Freud unzipped himself triumphantly.
'That thing?' said Jung in surprise. 'That looks like a cigar.'
>Transfer interrupted

--Michael Kelly
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Redeye · . Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 986 Location: filth

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bleak · . Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258

sometimes a cigar is just a great big cock.
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bleak · . Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258

I will maintain in this thread that your mom jokes are the lowest form of wit.
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aderack · . Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco

Don't you mean to say that your mom is the lowest form of wit?

In bed?
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ryan · . Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Posts: 999

that's what she said
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aderack · . Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 1105 Location: San Francisco

I rest my case.
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