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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Although, reading the comments led me to discover 'mrhands.mpg' , so it's not all positive. |
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sawtooth .
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AAHH!! My palms were sweaty after watching that. I was fine until they showed a side shot, where you see the slight glow fade into darkness. Whew. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4
This is more than the previous clip shows, in music video format.
I'm also really pleased at how well the original video works with the endless-summer-type surfing footage. _________________
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Redeye .
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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Modern Drunkard Magazine
deja vu? _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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[quote="Dracko"]
Alternatively, The Worst Existential Crisis Ever. Still ongoing.
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You thinks that's bad, I saw some pigeons today and it made me wonder what circumstances led to my soul ending up in my body and not that of a bird or other lower lifeform.
Pigeons can't parade around in front of the mirror in their housemates' dresses, though, so I reckon I got the better deal.
DDDDD. I'm addicted to fucking videogames forums again. I have barely moved all day, and I've got a shit of a deadline coming up. I wish someone would hypnotise me to not be so lazy. I can't even get up the moxy to fix myself a sandwich, beat that, you lot. |
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Dracko .
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Israel makes me giggle. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Redeye .
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The Lord makes me giggle _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Dracko .
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Shapermc Hot Sake!
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UC Berkley giving away free education through Video*
*no degree though _________________ “The average man has a secret desire to be a swaggering, drunken, fighting, raping swashbuckler.”
-Robert E. Howard in a letter to a friend circa Decmber 1932
"There is no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist!" |
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Redeye .
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Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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MIT online. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Redeye .
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So... what's in your colon? _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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extrabastardformula .
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http://www.hickman-healing-foundation.org/
These guys pretty much tore apart my circle of friends in the late nineties. apparently they've left Missouri much like I have, and they are no longer accepting new members. mayb because theior leader is dead. _________________ Signature:
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Redeye .
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Atomic City _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Swimmy .
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One of D.C.'s most popular venues features this pinball machine in the bar area.
Look at the art on the backglass.
I had no idea people with micromelia could be pool sharks. _________________
"Ayn Rand fans are the old school version of Xenogears fanboys."
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Redeye .
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RCMP pseudoscience _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Redeye .
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A Tribute To The 40! _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Redeye .
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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And they all lived happily ever after...
Scroll down
Cheesecake Classics?
Snow White and the Queen should kiss and make up.
Then kiss some more and see how many fingers... _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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extrabastardformula .
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Guidos are quick to respond to Anonymous. _________________ Signature:
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Dracko .
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, those willy Guidos.
Here's a history of the Anon vs. Scientology Wars so far. It seems like it's actually doing, well, something! And they plan to take to the streets on the 10th of February! Internet be praised!
I'm not sure if I should join or not. You know, for the lulz. Xenu does not forgive or forget either, and he has lawyers! _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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extrabastardformula .
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Black Bloc tactics, Dracko. Learn them, love them, live them. That is the plan. _________________ Signature:
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Redeye .
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I've been browsing some ebooks lately.
"what new terrible sexual depravities of centuries past will we bring you next from doctor kraft-ebing’s masterpiece? frottage? violation of statues? cunnilingus? you’ll just have to wait and see"
"Violation of statues", lol.
Reading assignment:
Just click the pages
krafft-ebing
Gargantua and Pantagruel (free download from Project Gutenberg)
Section on butt-wiping:
Chapter 1.XIII.
How Gargantua's wonderful understanding became known to his father
Grangousier, by the invention of a torchecul or wipebreech.
About the end of the fifth year, Grangousier returning from the conquest of
the Canarians, went by the way to see his son Gargantua. There was he
filled with joy, as such a father might be at the sight of such a child of
his: and whilst he kissed and embraced him, he asked many childish
questions of him about divers matters, and drank very freely with him and
with his governesses, of whom in great earnest he asked, amongst other
things, whether they had been careful to keep him clean and sweet. To this
Gargantua answered, that he had taken such a course for that himself, that
in all the country there was not to be found a cleanlier boy than he. How
is that? said Grangousier. I have, answered Gargantua, by a long and
curious experience, found out a means to wipe my bum, the most lordly, the
most excellent, and the most convenient that ever was seen. What is that?
said Grangousier, how is it? I will tell you by-and-by, said Gargantua.
Once I did wipe me with a gentle-woman's velvet mask, and found it to be
good; for the softness of the silk was very voluptuous and pleasant to my
fundament. Another time with one of their hoods, and in like manner that
was comfortable. At another time with a lady's neckerchief, and after that
I wiped me with some ear-pieces of hers made of crimson satin, but there
was such a number of golden spangles in them (turdy round things, a pox
take them) that they fetched away all the skin of my tail with a vengeance.
Now I wish St. Antony's fire burn the bum-gut of the goldsmith that made
them, and of her that wore them! This hurt I cured by wiping myself with a
page's cap, garnished with a feather after the Switzers' fashion.
Afterwards, in dunging behind a bush, I found a March-cat, and with it I
wiped my breech, but her claws were so sharp that they scratched and
exulcerated all my perinee. Of this I recovered the next morning
thereafter, by wiping myself with my mother's gloves, of a most excellent
perfume and scent of the Arabian Benin. After that I wiped me with sage,
with fennel, with anet, with marjoram, with roses, with gourd-leaves, with
beets, with colewort, with leaves of the vine-tree, with mallows,
wool-blade, which is a tail-scarlet, with lettuce, and with spinach leaves.
All this did very great good to my leg. Then with mercury, with parsley,
with nettles, with comfrey, but that gave me the bloody flux of Lombardy,
which I healed by wiping me with my braguette. Then I wiped my tail in the
sheets, in the coverlet, in the curtains, with a cushion, with arras
hangings, with a green carpet, with a table-cloth, with a napkin, with a
handkerchief, with a combing-cloth; in all which I found more pleasure than
do the mangy dogs when you rub them. Yea, but, said Grangousier, which
torchecul did you find to be the best? I was coming to it, said Gargantua,
and by-and-by shall you hear the tu autem, and know the whole mystery and
knot of the matter. I wiped myself with hay, with straw, with
thatch-rushes, with flax, with wool, with paper, but,
Who his foul tail with paper wipes,
Shall at his ballocks leave some chips.
What, said Grangousier, my little rogue, hast thou been at the pot, that
thou dost rhyme already? Yes, yes, my lord the king, answered Gargantua, I
can rhyme gallantly, and rhyme till I become hoarse with rheum. Hark, what
our privy says to the skiters:
Shittard,
Squirtard,
Crackard,
Turdous,
Thy bung
Hath flung
Some dung
On us:
Filthard,
Cackard,
Stinkard,
St. Antony's fire seize on thy toane (bone?),
If thy
Dirty
Dounby
Thou do not wipe, ere thou be gone.
Will you have any more of it? Yes, yes, answered Grangousier. Then, said
Gargantua,
A Roundelay.
In shitting yes'day I did know
The sess I to my arse did owe:
The smell was such came from that slunk,
That I was with it all bestunk:
O had but then some brave Signor
Brought her to me I waited for,
In shitting!
I would have cleft her watergap,
And join'd it close to my flipflap,
Whilst she had with her fingers guarded
My foul nockandrow, all bemerded
In shitting.
Now say that I can do nothing! By the Merdi, they are not of my making,
but I heard them of this good old grandam, that you see here, and ever
since have retained them in the budget of my memory.
Let us return to our purpose, said Grangousier. What, said Gargantua, to
skite? No, said Grangousier, but to wipe our tail. But, said Gargantua,
will not you be content to pay a puncheon of Breton wine, if I do not blank
and gravel you in this matter, and put you to a non-plus? Yes, truly, said
Grangousier.
There is no need of wiping one's tail, said Gargantua, but when it is foul;
foul it cannot be, unless one have been a-skiting; skite then we must
before we wipe our tails. O my pretty little waggish boy, said
Grangousier, what an excellent wit thou hast? I will make thee very
shortly proceed doctor in the jovial quirks of gay learning, and that, by
G--, for thou hast more wit than age. Now, I prithee, go on in this
torcheculative, or wipe-bummatory discourse, and by my beard I swear, for
one puncheon, thou shalt have threescore pipes, I mean of the good Breton
wine, not that which grows in Britain, but in the good country of Verron.
Afterwards I wiped my bum, said Gargantua, with a kerchief, with a pillow,
with a pantoufle, with a pouch, with a pannier, but that was a wicked and
unpleasant torchecul; then with a hat. Of hats, note that some are shorn,
and others shaggy, some velveted, others covered with taffeties, and others
with satin. The best of all these is the shaggy hat, for it makes a very
neat abstersion of the fecal matter.
Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen, with a cock, with a pullet, with a
calf's skin, with a hare, with a pigeon, with a cormorant, with an
attorney's bag, with a montero, with a coif, with a falconer's lure. But,
to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps,
bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is
none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed,
if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine
honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful
pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the
temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut
and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of
the heart and brains. And think not that the felicity of the heroes and
demigods in the Elysian fields consisteth either in their asphodel,
ambrosia, or nectar, as our old women here used to say; but in this,
according to my judgment, that they wipe their tails with the neck of a
goose, holding her head betwixt their legs, and such is the opinion of
Master John of Scotland, alias Scotus. _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Dracko .
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What I Killed Today
For when you want to get depressed: A veterinarian chronicles the animals put down daily. _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:23 am Post subject: |
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That's great. |
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Scratchmonkey .
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Usually I agree with the Achewood call on McSweenys, in that it seems like it's something afraid of actually being funny as the notion of literary respectability is ground into dust.
That said, their Famous Authors Predict the Super Bowl is pretty awesome, especially the Ayn Rand one. |
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Dracko .
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Oh, that Alan Titchmarsh! _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Redeye .
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Vandalism? _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Dracko .
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:59 am Post subject: |
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Or cold, hard facts?! _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Redeye .
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Edubabble _________________ I felt sheer anarchic joy when I ran over my first pedestrian. |
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Dracko .
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_________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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A night on the town! _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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Redeye .
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The Lost City Of Chernobyl
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Harveyjames the meteor kid
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Quote: | She said over time her idea of sex has changed. While she does indulge in kissing, petting and occasionally oral sex, Sable says she prefers to practice energy exchanges with her partners, male or female. “There is a lot of imagination involved,” she said. |
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Eyescapes _________________ "This is the most fun I've ever had without being drenched in the blood of my enemies!" |
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