The Gamer's Quarter

Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:07 am Post subject:

I missed that since by then I had managed to filter out what 70% of the people at insert credit were typing. Unless it was on forum axe since I managed to stay away from that shit after the first week.
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dessgeega · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:18 am Post subject:

how dare she be an attractive woman and make games the nerve
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Harveyjames · the meteor kid Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 3636

Yeah, they should ditch the actual commentary and just make more comics about blowjobs.

dhex · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:59 am Post subject:

boojiboy7 · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject:

daphaknee · Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject:

silent debuggers! that game IS SO EVIL

extrabastardformula · . Joined: 08 Feb 2007 Posts: 295

Pink Teddy Bear · . Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 180

I think I can safely say that no "serious" gamer ever goes to gamefaqs. Unless they're really stuck on a level or something, and need the help of a walkthrough.

So maybe all women gamers are just too awesome?

daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:11 am Post subject:

serious gamer, what the hell is a serious gamer

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

hey daph, people still play marathon?
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daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:14 am Post subject:

not really cycle

dude check out this gamefaqs poll
http://www.gamefaqs.com/poll/index.html?poll=2946 thats totally depressing

sediment · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

well, at least 55% of respondents' relationships failed for other reasons!

which means a large majority of gamefaqs posters are either a) not the sad, lonely nerd convention popular in media from the 1990s, or b) lying
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daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:25 pm Post subject:

eight THOUSAND people have breakups due to videogames
i know in the grand scheme of things thats not much
but
oh my god

Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

this should be changed into a dessgeega appreciation thread

Swimmy · . Joined: 16 Sep 2005 Posts: 990 Location: Fairfax, VA

I like that there's no option for "I have never been in a failed relationship." We know you nerds out there couldn't have gotten it right the first time!
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"Ayn Rand fans are the old school version of Xenogears fanboys."
-seryogin

boojiboy7 · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:57 pm Post subject:

Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

The worst is when you shoot the limbs off one and then later it jumps you, just a screaming, floating alien head.
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| Little bird fighting against a bat sect game |

daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

oh god stop it that game is terrifying

boojiboy7 · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

you know you love it. don't fight the glorious decadence of the debuggers.

Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

I was looking up an FAQ because I wanted to find out what the deal with the green slimes was. I've had whole games where I never see them, and they don't seem to trigger the proximity detector.

My last game I was surrounded by at least 5 of them! It's really strange.
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| Little bird fighting against a bat sect game |

daphaknee · Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject:

I just keep fucking dying
so quickly
its scary and evil and i suck at it

Pink Teddy Bear · . Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 180

Friggin' Silent Debuggers. Every time I play, the same thing happens. That red haired jerk tells me to start going to the outer walls to do some killing, and then I get ambushed by infinite monsters.

That's pretty much all that happens to me.

daphaknee · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:15 am Post subject:

yeah thats what happens to me too
im glad im not the only person being killed instantly

Winged Assassins (1984) · Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:01 am Post subject:

Requesting a word filter change of Silent Debuggers to Silent Debuggery.

EDIT: Alternatively, Silent Debuggerers as it is closer in spelling.
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Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

Silent Debauchery?

By the way to not get killed I recommend going in with some other weapon than the default gun because it drains your battery. Motor Cannon is a good choice, just remember to visit the bullet room.
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| Little bird fighting against a bat sect game |

dessgeega · Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:34 pm Post subject:

LIPP SHOOT
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Lackey · . Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Posts: 1107 Location: Canada

LIPP SHOOT is the one that drains battery and is very high powered right? If so I beat the game by letting the monsters deliberately shut down the block with the battery room so Leon would give me the recharger, and then going around alternating batteries whenever my unused battery was fully charged. It's great because it's pretty much a one hit kill and except in situations where you're swamped you always have time to let the battery charge.
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| Little bird fighting against a bat sect game |

daphaknee · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:38 am Post subject:

battery room? weapons room?
i obviously need to play this game more

i just ran to the outside rooms and started shooting mosnters

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

hey daph where's the beef

you know what i mean
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daphaknee · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:56 am Post subject:

cycle this isnt the axe

Cycle · Mac daddy Joined: 08 Sep 2006 Posts: 2767

im sorry daph but i dont go for these back door shenadigans
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daphaknee · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:07 am Post subject:

cycle i had no idea what to say becuase i dont know what you mean by 'wheres the beef'
sorry

The Great Unwashed · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

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bleak · . Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 258

Cycle when are you going to come hang out
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